secreterry

A receptionist who comes to work just in a bathrobe or wrapped in a towel.

If your taste in "willing" hot chicks runs to bookkeepers and front-desk clerks, asking a secreterry to spread her legs for you would involve less clothing-related hassle, in dat she wouldn't have any tight-fitting garments for you to tediously remove and then put back on her afterwards --- you could just "unwrap" her warm luscious body with ease, enjoy your wild and delightful bouncy-bouncy wif her, and then just re-wind da simple nap-textured gown or sheet around her again.

by QuacksO October 14, 2023

Secret Sex

When you are in a relationship and have sex with someone other than your partner/spouse. The reason it's secret sex is because if your partner or spouse finds out. YOU! ARE! SCREWED!

Although I'm married, I had secret sex with some French girl last night. Hope my misses doesn't find out!

by LordJenal November 16, 2023

Secret Pierre

The recipient of a gay-secret gift from someone (closeted) they know.

Gift giver: Bitch I knew you he would love the almond scented moisturizing butt-lube.
Secret Pierre: omg daddy yaaaas!

by HoboDaddy November 22, 2023

Secret Pierre

The recipient of a gay-secret gift from someone (closeted) they know.

Gift giver: Bitch I knew you he would love the almond scented moisturizing butt-lube.
Secret Pierre: omg daddy yaaaas!

by HoboDaddy November 22, 2023

Secret Snowflake

(noun) A holiday inclusive term for a secret santa like event.

"I still can't figure out what gift to get for my secret snowflake."

by Ender56 December 6, 2023

Secret Nanner Society

The SNS is a society dedicated to its secrecy and harmless shenanigans done at the workplace through the medium of nannering.

The Secret Nanner Society orchestrated the largest operation of nannering I’ve ever seen.

by MusaSNS December 6, 2023

secret animosity

Secret animosity is a term for when someone feels jealousy towards you but pretends to be your friend or that they like you.

Trinity's friends talking-"Yeah, I don't like Trinity because she has everything I want but I'll still be friends with her."

When you interact with someone who holds secret animosity toward you, they will choke on a real compliment.

by yourgirllay December 20, 2023