Shit Sandwich

A bad situation that cannot be avoided, lessened, or changed in any way

It looks like the enemy has a full-scale assault planned, and we can't do a damn thing about it. It's a huge shit sandwich, and we're all going to have to take a bite.

Shit Sandwich by Tekid October 26, 2007

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tuna fish sandwich

It is a form of Slang for Vagina

her cooch smells like a tuna fish sandwich

tuna fish sandwich by tainted Bebop November 9, 2006

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cunt sandwich

a sexual act done by crack whore lesbians by pounding their twats together.

Whoa! That cunt sandwich is mking my penis explode!

cunt sandwich by jimmy nutsack May 10, 2006

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rape sandwich

(PROTIP: Not actual rape.)

An act involving three people; one victim and two instigators (let's call them the rapists). The rapists position themselves opposite eachother, with the victim directly between them (the victim can be facing any particular angle, but it is most effective when victim is directly facing one of the rapists). The rapists close in to "sandwich" the victim between them, effectively raping them.

See also the following variants:
Rape pizza
Rape quesadilla
Rape taco
Rape gordita
Rape pretzel
Rape subway
and many others.

JESSE: My my my, look what time it is!
CHARLIE: It looks like...
BOTH: RAPE SANDWICH TIME!
ROBERT: *cries*

rape sandwich by Aero Zeppelin November 25, 2007