Penguin Table

Penguin Table described when there is an awkward silence at a table.

"During the Thanksgiving feast with my family, it was a penguin table"

by Cubed3D February 13, 2025

gonna have my tray table up

to have dinner, breakfast or lunch. reference to Albuquerque.

"aight bro see ya imma gonna have my tray table up

by trainfan February 13, 2025

Where the table lands

“Where the table lands,” refers to allowing things to happen naturally and accepting the outcome, without trying to change it.

Him: Can we talk later?
Her: I’ll be back in about two hours.
Him: Ok, we’ll see where the table lands then.

by ETENKHF February 15, 2025

White Table Cloth

High end steakhouse with private booth and white table cloth...

My old lady took me to this nice restaurant and gave me a hand job under the white table cloth....

by Cheese N Cecil February 25, 2025

paw job under the table

Getting a syrupy pawjob under the table at dennys and one of xer claws gets stuck in your urethera. Thatd be unfortunate.

Diddy: "Walter what did you do yesterday? Why did you need to go to the hospital?"
Walter: " Dude I got a syrupy paw job under the table at dennys and one of xer claws got suck in my urethera."
Diddy: "Fs in chat bro"

by syrupy pawjob February 28, 2025

Tennessee Table Top

The act of eating a fuckton of taco to the point of boiling diarrhea,taking off your cloths and start shifting while breakdancing

Jacob:how’d you handle the break up?
Max:I broke into that bitches crib and I pulled off a Tennessee Table Top.

by ThatGuyGodfrey March 9, 2025

《¤》I《¤》Jumped《¤》On《¤》A《¤》Coffee《¤》Table《¤》

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《¤》I《¤》Jumped《¤》On《¤》A《¤》Coffee《¤》Table《¤》

by SuchBackSmacker March 11, 2025