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muff cabbage

It's a term that was thrown around on this week's South Park episode spoofing Jersey Shore - it means a woman's private parts, the vagina.
That guy in the store was such a pain to deal with, such a muff cabbage.
by whatever788 October 17, 2010
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Dust in the Muff

After banging your partner, you turn on the dust ridden ceiling fan for all of the dust to fly off on the bed, but most importantly, her muff.
I accidentally pulled a dust in the muff on my girl last night and she told me she wasn't a fucking swiffer and left.
by lexxluthorr February 6, 2022
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Double Muff

The act of eating a muffin out of a woman’s genitalia (aka muff)
by DoubleMuffMan February 25, 2025
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muff

to muff is to lick a female's sexual organ ( vagina). it is basically giving a girl head
She got muffed by her partner.
The two had a 69.
by king.tee May 23, 2018
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Herpes Muff Cup

Any multilayered stuffed dessert consisting of 5 or more dessert ingredients to include but not limited to; Reeses, cookies, cupcakes, pies, cake, and baked goods.

Originally created in a field training environment when a group of U.S Soldiers tried to create a birthday cake for their platoon leader. Using what leftovers they had from MRE's and what was left of their last chow distribution, they created the first Herpes Muff Cup (Hershey Kiss, Pie, Muffin, Cookie , cake and cup cake)
"Herpes Muff Cup" is a Hersey kiss stuffed in an oreo cookie, wedged between two Reeses cups. Stuffed in a cup cake then in a muffin. Added to a pie and put in a cake.
by Nitsua IKoto September 20, 2012
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Sped Muff

Short for Sped Muffin, meaning someone who makes a stupid mistake or asks a dumb question.
For Example,

Tucker: Meaghan, where do you live?

meaghan: Tucker, we live togeather you sped muff.
by M[cote]2013 June 6, 2009
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Puffy Muff

A vagina that has large engorged lips that look like they have an allergic reaction .

Example , how eyes and lips swell when someone who has a peanut allergy eats peanuts.
Yo' that bitches got a puffy muff , when I was hitting it my balls would feel like they were hitting pillows .
by TcSilly May 25, 2018
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