farter merchant

Someone easily rendered nervous or scared at the thought of taking a slight risk.

Check this farter merchant, scared to go home 4 minutes early.

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

internet mercenaries

Internet mercenaries are purchased bots to support someone's own aims on the internet.

Internet mercenaries fight on the side of T-series against Pewdiepie in the war of Pewdiepie vs T-series.

by tshbg March 30, 2019

Josh merchant

Josh is a loving and caring jakeba that supports you whenever you need a wank x

Josh merchant is hot

by HughJass69_420 October 30, 2019

Stella Mercado

A kind ringo loving person who is really good at dancing. She is very thin and tall and has tons of friends. She is a rich girls who hangs out with rich people. No matter how much money she has, she doesnt brag (“no flex”). She is a respectful person and loves dead english men.

“whos that girl dancing?”
“oh thats Stella Mercado!”
“shes cool ngl”

by andre grreeeen December 13, 2019

Ashlee Mercer

This chick will suck you up and down. She doesn’t believe in spitting she doesn’t like messes so she will Always swallow. Also she is a constant talk too no ends. Gets piped down on a regular. Ashlee’s need to be Heavily medicated. Loves mater Dei wrestling and constantly swings on there nuts. Is a lush drunk too.

Hey Do are you a coach ? My name is Ashlee Mercer feed me your meat.

by xxStudDaddyxxx January 4, 2020

jess mercer

A young, sometimes small, girl who has bright blue/grey/gray eyes and short black hair. She is a person who is very popular and well known in her school. Jess Mercer is always up for an adventure and prepared for anything. If you ever find yourself a Jess Mercer then make sure you are extremely kind to her to gain the exact same respect as you would want!

Person 1: Wow! Who is that? She is super cute!
Person 2: That's Jess Mercer! How can you not know?! She is really brave and is very well known!

by Malcom shybatt January 11, 2020

muff merchant

Noun; The girl sitting at the end of the bar who has made a career out of fucking guys for things. Money, cars, work done for her, drugs, food, and anything else you can think of. This whore approaches you with the girl friend experience. She is too nice. Too nice to the point of seeming fake. She is fake. This leach runs up to 4 guys at a time. She tells them all they are the only guy in her life. This tends to backfire on her when guys compare notes

Dude, you don't want to waste your time.
You can't afford her. She's a muff merchant.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde March 2, 2020