piss machine

when one is drunk and urinates alot more than usual

my golly gosh I'm a complete piss machine after I've had a few pints.

by bush baby May 17, 2006

Coke Machine

A woman who use to be shaped like a coke bottle, but 20 years later is fat and out of shape.

Derrius that girl is fine bro, got that coke bottle shape. Yea she good looking now but in 20 years and 25 pounds later she will look like a Coke Machine.

by Dmoney2499 October 22, 2010

Machine Gun Kelly

Ew

Machine Gun Kelly sucks.

by Lunchbox6669 February 20, 2022

hose machine

A man said to prey upon as many younger women as humanly able; a regular fuck machine.

Mick Jagger, most frat boys (TKE in particular), and Bill Clinton are al really great examples of a hose machine.

by cassius$ July 18, 2006

J-Mackin'

lookin fresh ta' death or doin a girl

I was J-Mackin' all night long

I'm J-Mackin Lindsay right now.

by J-Mackin' May 5, 2008

Miscarriage Machine

1. A woman who can get pregnant but can't seem to stay pregnant. Five or more misscarriages are needed to classify as such.

person 1 "Hey did you hear that Sherry is pregnant again?"

person 2 "No I didn't."

person 3 "I wouldn't worry about it to much, She's a Miscarriage Machine!"

by x1342666 October 20, 2009

Watermelon machine

A type of vending machine that holds and sells watermelon. And keeps the watermelon cool and moist.

There's a watermelon machine.

by Judge dredd7 June 1, 2011