brett johnson

A pathetic no good loser who couldn't control a pile of shit.

Look at that poor brett johnson imitator.

by Ponygirl December 14, 2004

johnson rod

Noun - A really big penis.

"Damn, have you seen his johnson rod!?!"

by wiredagain July 25, 2003

Og Bobby Johnson

the shit you smoke when you wanna go high asf. basically weed

My boy hooked me up with Og Bobby Johnson, I'm high asf

by lil_ayodhya July 5, 2021

Jack Johnson

An alcoholic mixed drink containing one part gin, one part tonic, with a slice of lime and a splash of cranberry juice. Also known as a JJ.

Lets put on board shorts and go chill out on the vineyard with some jack johnsons.

by deuce niggalo August 20, 2009

Andre Johnson

A bitch.

Andre Johnson looks like a bitch.

by Rekttrain December 19, 2016

a. johnson

When a guy ejaculates on a womans face

Hey did you give her an a. johnson?

by Ator July 16, 2008

zachary johnson

The biggest fuckboy of all time. Someone who sends nudes to his entire bus. Tries to get with everyone but is unable to because he is a fuckboy

zachary Johnson is the biggest fuckboy, he won't stop messaging me.

by lick da booty May 5, 2015