Jade leMac

An actually perfect human being. Follow her on Tiktok @jadelemac

have you heard of Jade leMac?

ofc I have, who hasn’t?

by LettuceBec001 October 16, 2019

Lauren Jauregui

Lauren Michelle Jauregui is the definition of perfection. She has eyes that make your chocolate melt even in the middle of winter and a smile that makes you die just by looking at it. Lauren girls often have some of the most intense "feels" as Lauren posts alarmingly attractive selfies on a regular basis and flaunts what she's got like it's her business. Not to mention, her voice is strong like a lion yet smooth like a baby's ass and as soothing as a bowl of weed after a long day. Lauren will sass anyone anywhere, and her sass is commonly attributed to her father Michael Jauregui, who makes sure that the fandom is kept in check with his "Really?" tweets and his recreational use of the block button. Overall, Lauren is a baddass girl who does what she wants and doesn't put up with any bullshit, and she is a boss onstage and off.

Who's that girl from Fifth Harmony who screamed "Holy shit" when they made it to the finals on The X Factor?

Oh, that's Lauren Jauregui, the baddest bitch in town!

by @FifthHarmonyyyy April 15, 2013

Jania

the most amazing person on the earth. She is stunning and funny. People talk about her in a great way and never disrespect her. Boys want her because she she sexy,nice,amusing,funny,and down the earth.

Yoo Jania is bhaadd
yoo you seen Jania today, i love her

by realnigga0 December 25, 2012

jack manifold

a bald man that was once known as thunder1408

is that jack manifold, the bald guy?

by mqnifold March 24, 2021

Fuck you, it's January

A term used to commentate on the fact that a lot of shitty movies typically come out on January as way for studios to just get them out of the way. As if Hollywood waits for December to end to just take a big shit real quick. Term was coined by Redlettermedia.

Why is "Monster Trucks" (2017 Movie) a thing and why is it releasing in January?
Because Fuck you, it's January.

by Doggythescholar January 18, 2017

Tom Hollands Jawline

Tom Hollands jawline cannot cut just diamonds, but also titanium. His jawline is 120 degrees.

"Dude, how sharp is Tom Hollands jawline??"
"120 degrees, I heard it cuts titanium."
"Damn that's sharp."

by Tom Hollands Jawline can cut m September 10, 2018

japanese house arrest

The act of staying indoors and never leaving your house, especially to play video games all day. Usually describes the condition of gamers or those who follow the hikikomori lifestyle outside of Japan

Yo why does Joe never go out? He’s always at home playing GTA
Idk man he’s under Japanese house arrest

He needs to touch grass

by papaoddysefs April 10, 2022