Easter island statue with an arse full of razor blades

Terminally po-faced, miserable, humourless. A term famously used by former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating to describe former PM Malcolm Fraser.

"You look like an Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades."

by Zog The Undeniable February 21, 2007

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Island Flow Clothing

A popular clothing brand that started in prince edward island, canada by two teen guys. They make sweaters, shirts, sweatpants, hats, etc.. they come in lots of different colors. you should go buy some flow

guy 1 "hey man nice flow hoodie! what color is that?"
guy 2 "cardinal red man, doesn't it look sick with my mullet?"
guy 1 "yeah man that's dope! so where'd you buy it at"
guy 2 "from Island Flow Clothing man!"
guy 1 "awesome! i wanna get one!"

by flowpei November 30, 2011

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iSlap

The act of saving a photo of a large hand onto an iPad, followed by the act of hitting people with the iPad while it is displaying the hand picture.

"Hey do you want to join me on a virtual tour of the 3D world I created on my blog?"

"That is so lame, bro, don't make me iSlap you..."

by Lewka December 31, 2011

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islamwich

(Noun) A sarcastic, slightly satirical, and sometimes humorous blog about the intersection of all things Islamic and Western. Its contents are one slice Muslim, one slice 'merican and all that comes between. But 86 the pork.

I nearly peed my pants when I read the latest islamwich post.

by 100rabbitfarts January 29, 2014

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islamic yolo

Islamic Yolo means "You Only Look Ones". This term is usually used for boys, when they look at a girl. No matter how pretty is the girl, you can only look ones. Second glance at a non-mahram is haraam. Vice versa.

Praise be to Allaah.

Jareer ibn ‘Abdullaah said: "I asked the Messenger of Allaah (Peace & Blessings of Allaah be upon Him) about an accidental glance at a woman. He commanded me to turn my gaze away." (Reported by al-Tirmidhi, who said: This is a saheeh hasan hadeeth. See al-Sunan, 2700).

Commenting on this hadeeth, al-Mubaarakpoori said: " ‘Accidental’ means that his gaze fell on a non-mahram woman unintentionally. ‘He commanded me to turn my gaze away’ means that he was not to look a second time, because the first glance was not by choice and would be forgiven, but any further glances would be counted as sin, and he should heed the words of Allaah (interpretation of the meaning): ‘Tell the believing men to lower their gaze (from looking at forbidden things)…’ al-Noor 24:30"

The Messenger of Allaah (Peace & Blessings of Allaah be upon Him) said: "O Ali, do not follow a glance with another, for you will be forgiven for the first, but not for the second." (Reported by al-Tirmidhi, 2701; see Saheeh al-Jaami’, 7953)

Islam Q&A

Sheikh Muhammed Salih Al-Munajjid

The word islamic yolo being defined as below:
Brother: *accidently looked at a girl, but forgotten to turn his gaze away*
Sister : *snaps her fingers in front of her brother's face* "Hey, YOLO!"

by maryamkhan June 1, 2017

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Islacrat

An individual, entity or political faction which professes acceptance of diversity and tolerance, yet acts in a manner parallel to the tenets of the radical Islamic beliefs, vociferously and sometimes violently practicing rigid, fanatical intolerance towards any individual or group whose beliefs do not match their ideological philosophies.

Example; a person is an Islacrat, or a university or political faction is being islacratical when boasting of its tolerance and inclusion of all races, creeds and beliefs, yet actively or by omission, denies the rights and privileges afforded by the Constitution to citizens regarding free speech and protections, and tacitly approves of violence and other illegal acts against any person or group who holds an opposing view by refusing basic access and/or protections afforded to other persons or groups.

by 4570 May 3, 2018

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