The Ed Experience

When you leave your wife for another woman and ignore all your kids, then try to control your new girlfriend, only to find out that karma has bitten you in the ass and you can't get it up no more.

"You mean we finally filed for divorce, dealt with all the family drama, got on a flight to Puerto Rico, and now you're tell me you can't get it up?"

"That's right baby, welcome to The Ed Experience."

by WiscoWhistler November 7, 2020

Ed

A man who slang big dick

You should of seen Ed last night

by Jeezzzlouwezzzz November 22, 2021

Ed, Edd n Eddy

single handedly justifies the invention of television

ed, edd n eddy brbrbbrbbrrbbrbrbyeah

by maltvinegar August 23, 2024

special ed

A retard who can't work properly and needs some help

Student- "Can I get some help?"
Teacher in corner- haha that special ed kid is such a retard!

by rdthjki876t5rdfghjuy7t6r January 2, 2023

ED

Erectile Dysfunction

People who prefer carrying big guns like a beretta 92 or 1911 often have ED

by SanctumScrotum July 17, 2024

Ed-templeton

When you wafflestomp joe Chandler into your mums fanny

I really want to Ed-templeton you

by Swagman158461 November 19, 2021

EDS

Sufferers often report having visions of Elon murdering their cats, and implanting chips into the brains of the writers of Huffpo. They used to like free speech, until he bought Twitter. They used to like electric cars, until... he bought Twitter. Elon lives in their heads rent-free, and there's nothing that he does that isn't above suspicion of right-wing conspiracy.

Hey, did you see the dual, simultaneous landing of Spacex rockets yesterday?

Mrmrmrmr, hate speech mrmrmr. Why would I want to drive a bluhhhh meh bubububb from a rich moron like that? Bluuuuuuh! Hate speech. Muskrat antivaxxer!

Dude, you should get that EDS checked.

by peksa January 30, 2024