dirt road hooker

A girl who wears scrubby clothes, and doesn't take care of herself, but manages to sleep with many guys.

Bob: "Who shows up to a party with no shoes, booty shorts, a scrubby tank top, and nappy ass hair?"

Rob: "A dirt road hooker"

Bob: "Ah, true"

by boomboombaby23 January 15, 2013

Pro bono hooker

Slut, whore

This online dating makes me feel like a pro bono hooker.

by Amishcomedian January 16, 2014

rusty pelican hook

This is the glorious act when male partner is taking his female mate from behind and at first surprises her the ring finger in the anus gladly surprise her with the same finger in her mouth and rips her cheek back so she looks back at him and for the grand finale rams her in the anus.

"Hey bro I was chilling with Brittany tonight and I was hitting it from behind doggystyle I just had to do it ,I gave her the old Rusty Pelican hook and guess what she wanted it again"

by 3gor June 25, 2016

truffle butter fish hook

The collection of a delightful musty treat (truffle butter) at the base of a mans cock, upon the index finger, shaping the finger into a fish hook shape and hooking an unexpecting slut in the corner of the mouth while ass jacking her.

The truffle butter fish hook, is the best way to keep the skank whores coming back! Hey Brian! I'll bet she didn't call you back because you didn't use the truffle butter flavored fish hook!

by Sperm o matic June 18, 2017

scottish fish hook

The act of initiating a fight with a trashtalker by punching them, if it knocks the trashtalker over, then the person curves their finger into a hook shape and sticking it in the trashtalker's anal cavity.

The little shit was talking shit about my momma so I had to scottish fish hook him

by Grassy sphincter March 11, 2018

hookah

hookah a pipe developed by the Arabs used to smoke flavored tobaco. A lot safer then fags, it contains .07% tar. Often used as bong

Damnit Gabe, pass the hookah man.

by gulu October 19, 2004

Captain Hook

Noun
When you you give a girl dick and she keeps coming back for more and more. Hence your dick is shaped like a hook.

Randy: They call me Captain Hook...
Brandon: What?
Randy: My dick is shaped like a hook..
Brandon: (Laughs) What?
Randy: Cuz them bitches keep coming back.

by Randy Rocket March 29, 2009