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Jon: Statement of Hazel Rutter, regarding a house fire in her childhood home. Statement begins.
Elias: Hello Jon. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself. I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself. So just listen. Now, shall we turn the page and try again?
Elias: Hello Jon. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself. I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself. So just listen. Now, shall we turn the page and try again?
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*Or*
A kitty that has hello at the beginning of its name.
(or just cute lil hello kitty lol)
*Or*
A kitty that has hello at the beginning of its name.
(or just cute lil hello kitty lol)
1st person: Omg! Hello kitty isn't actually a kitty it's a little girl!
2nd person: you’ve been watching too many YouTube shorts...
2nd person: you’ve been watching too many YouTube shorts...
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