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Bonjourno
When you're at a party, find a bottle of Pinogriggio, secretly blow a load into it, and watch in enjoyment when all of the drunk guests consume it. You then find one of them after, invite them to the "pants party", and slap them in the face with a nice slab of muzzarel, constantly hiding your identity with a godfather-like suit and mask.
Vito Benito Corleone pulled a Bonjourno at Don Nini's cocktail party the other night, and boy did he feel Italiano!
Bonjourno by Don Nino Pachino July 18, 2006
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Bonjourno • bonjournal • bonjurno • Bonjour-Ho! • Bonjour Johnson • Bonjour Joli • Bon-Journing • bonjour • bonjourhi • bonsjournal
bonjour
Bonjour !
Dirty Bonjour
Pull apart the buttocks of your consenting sex partner, and as per the French greeting kiss each inner cheek from left to right whilst dragging your nose across their bumhole. Voila the dirty bonjour.
Dirty Bonjour by Mr_Kevlar August 9, 2016
Bonjour Johnson
Guy: Yo bro I heard Bonjour Johnson and Demekquatre are no longer teammates.
Other Guy: Yeah, I heard they beefin' now.
Other Guy: Yeah, I heard they beefin' now.
Bonjour Johnson by seditious libel April 30, 2023
bonjourhi
In a billingual province such as Quebec, you have to greet people in English and in French when you work in customer service. After a while, it just becomes one word because you're so used to repeating it over and over. As well, it MUST be "bonjour" that is said first, because French (on the whole) are unforgivably uppity. And don't even THINK about just saying "hi!"
For those new in customer service;
"Bonjour, hi! Est-ce que je peut vous aidez? Can I help you?"
And after years of apathy in customer service;
"Bonjourhi. Est-ce que je peut vous aidez can I help you." (Said all in one breath)
"Bonjour, hi! Est-ce que je peut vous aidez? Can I help you?"
And after years of apathy in customer service;
"Bonjourhi. Est-ce que je peut vous aidez can I help you." (Said all in one breath)
bonjourhi by Skeleton Jar December 13, 2008
Bonjouraille
When you greet strangers in two languages in order to be welcoming and hospitable. Illegal in some places.
Store clerk :“Bonjour, hi!”
Customer A : “Bonjour !”
Customer B : “It’s not safe ton bonjouraille around these parts.”
Customer C : “Oh shit, cops ! Run away you fools !”
Customer A : “Bonjour !”
Customer B : “It’s not safe ton bonjouraille around these parts.”
Customer C : “Oh shit, cops ! Run away you fools !”
Bonjouraille by Cawrl February 26, 2018
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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