Google Translate

To ask for for identification for a mumbled sentence or a clearer definition of what is being said to you.

(1) Melissa: So you know when a box is a circle, and a circle is a triangle?

Abby: Google translate?

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(2) Jordon: *grumble grumble grumble*

John: Google translate?

Jordon: I hate my life.

by SloshedLaLadies June 3, 2011

google-fuck

To maniacally search for something or someone on the internet. Can also include internet stalking of a celebrity or popular person. Obsessive Internet Research.

I met Brian last night, but we didn't talk much, so I google-fucked him later to find out more about him.

I enjoyed this song from an obscure movie, so I google-fucked the soundtrack till I found a site where I could download the song for free.

by emdpatrice November 2, 2007

Beard Goggles

When a beard-bearing individual is convinced that his facial hair looks great, regardless of how bad it may look to everyone else.

Similar to beer goggles in that the more facial hair a person has, the better they think it looks.

"Wow, have you seen Dave's beard? It looks terrible, I don't know why he won't shave that thing."

"It's because he has beard goggles right now, in his mind it looks great."

by TRON 2.1 December 7, 2009

Google+

It's pretty sweet, actually.

It's Facebook + Twitter + Tumblr. (and maybe a few other things that I haven't figured out yet)

You have a news feed, you can just follow people, and it has a reblog-type thing that makes it easy for pointless and stupid but funny things to sweep the internet faster than they ever have before. You can also +1(like) all kinds of stuff.

(on Facebook) Me: Hey, anybody want a Google+ invite?

87 people like this.

Ok, I'm gonna need all your emails...

by Simian Infernus July 16, 2011

Saddam Goggles

When the male ejaculates in his partner's (be it male or female) eyes during intercourse.

I gave that bitch the Saddam Goggles.

by Harry S Truman April 11, 2005

Google Fuck

A Google service that will come one day.

I often use "Google Fuck" to check out most interesting XXX-pages on the internet savely.

"Google Fuck" brings the likely internet without listing spam-pages.

by gfucker October 31, 2008

Japanese Rain Goggles

n. When a man covers a woman's eyes with his balls while she gives him felatio.

Bitch get in here and I'll give you Japanese Rain Goggles.

by texasredeyechicka November 25, 2010