a “goober” is just a silly little guy. they are likely to do stupid things but they are goobers so they mean not harm. goober is an endearing little term to match the endearing personality of a “goober”. and 9 times out of ten they use “:3”. (not to be confused with femboy but lots of goobers are probably also femboys ngl)
bad person 😖: “AHH CHARLIE JUST BURNT DOWN MY HOUSE WHATS WRONG WITH HIM?!”
really cool person who everyone loves 😎: “it’s ok, he’s just a goober <3”
the charlie in question: “i like arson :3”
really cool person who everyone loves 😎: “it’s ok, he’s just a goober <3”
the charlie in question: “i like arson :3”
by Z3r0 :3 March 20, 2025
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Rayray why you removed me form your acc what i do?dont act goobed like u aint tell my girlfriend i was cheating.
didnt i meet u at the lake Saturday on that 2man? wha im goobed
didnt i meet u at the lake Saturday on that 2man? wha im goobed
by lamarblkbaby March 25, 2025
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A word I coined, A combination of “goober” and “goofball”. Used to describe a person who acts so super duper wacky and or dumb that you are forced to combine “goober” and “goofball” just to begin to describe their behavior.
Bertram has been acting a fool all day, pulling all sorts of Peewee Herman type tricks… he is such a gooberball!
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The storyteller is generally a redhead, with no skills at riding a motorbike. Can be found riding the short bus with very clean windows.
The storyteller is generally a redhead, with no skills at riding a motorbike. Can be found riding the short bus with very clean windows.
"Are Japanese ninja's the worst ninjas to exist in the world, because they are the only ones we know about" not another Gooberism....
by Choochoomoogoo April 6, 2025
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“I box, by the way. You wouldn’t expect it, but I’m actually pretty good” -people without social skills (goobers)
by joogaloo42 May 2, 2025
Get the Goober mug.While little is data has been collected at this time philosophers describe (Goob) as a viscus build up of a mysterious solid mass. Located generally in the sub-cockle region of the lower antenna. When released if not properly dispossessed of, (Goob) in some cases has been known to cause malformations in neurotypical practices. (Goob) when left alone and a warm dank environment has been shown to not die off and rather continue cell division at rapid rates forming a fetal like abomination sent by god to punish us. (Goob) is best known to thrive in tube socks, cardboard boxes labeled Henny, waded up toilet paper and jars containing plastic figures of horses with horns.
by The goob man February 4, 2026
Get the Goob mug.A word I made up. It means quite literally anything, really. However, its mainly focused on an adjective, meaning someone who is late on memes, such as a YT Shorts user.
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