below goat

A comment or behaviour that indicates the person responsible would get a brain size rating below goat in the Facebook/iPhone app, Who Has The Biggest Brain?

You totally sounded below goat when you were arguing with that chick about climate change before.

George Bush was definitely below goat.

by abovegoat December 13, 2009

goat penis

A penis that is short.
MY pen-is in a goat
"Damn he has a goat penis.

"Damn he has a goat penis.

by goat penis December 27, 2016

goat island

the desolate and forgotten area between the testicles and the anus

After three days of hiking through the jungle, that motherfucker had a ripe-ass goat island.

by denge January 15, 2009

Fainting Goat

n. A breed of pygmy goat that when exposed to a threatening stimulus, screams for a few second but then loses consciousness, further to locking its knees so they stand straight in the air while it rolls onto its back and "plays dead."

The fainting goat dropped to the ground when the horse in the adjacent stall bucked at the wall.

by FSRueful February 13, 2019

goat eater

A trick ass bitch who only wants dick.

Man that girl is such a goat eater.

by GayNiggerFaggot September 19, 2016

Timppy Goat

The best rainbow six sieger maybe ever. GOAT meaning greatest of all time. one nutty homie

omg timppy goat

by timppygoat July 3, 2019

goat finger

A term used for when a Muslim sticks his or her finger in a goats anus and their finger smells like goat anus for days.

Damn dude Mohammed has serious goat finger.

by Pimpin 8nt ez July 6, 2017