Freddy Krueger Mummy

Scratch up a girls face, then jizz in her cuts. And then wrap her face in toilet paper as you are fucking her pussy.

This chick I picked up from the bar had a rude awakening after she found out she was about to become a Freddy Krueger Mummy.

by Lockmastr June 2, 2010

freddie mercury

the gayest lead singer in rock. Not the best, not the worst, just the gayest.

Boy, freddie mercury was one fruity guy.

by Adrian August 17, 2006

Fred Nerk

A pseudonym often given when trying to give an example. Similar in usage to John Citizen, Joe Bloggs etc

The Lecturer at CSU constantly referenced this Fred Nerk guy, although he never seemed to turn up to class.

by Fred Nerk @ CSU June 1, 2011

sex toy freddy

Sex now

Person hello
Sanford Sex now *becomes sex toy freddy*

by Enomoto-Ikka April 6, 2021

Freast

Fat girls that have big boobs because they are fat not because they have big boobs

G: dayyyyummmmm look at that girl boobs / tits there huge
Allen: nah those are just freast. fat lard

by oovoo 9:12 March 3, 2011

Ready Freddy

when a girl gets yo dick ready to be sucked by scrubbin it with Windex

Damn, hold still while I give you a "Ready Freddy." Yo dick smells like it aint been washed in a week!

by Jim lemminin January 15, 2008

Freddie Mercury

According to M.V Ahundova's book and articles (google her please), Freddie Mercury was actually completely straight. From the fact that he was a Parsi Zoroastrian, the most anti homosexuality religion in the universe, used Zoroastrian innuendos in his music, wore Zoroastrian stuff on stage, and cremated in Zoroastrian way, I think that's pretty reasonable. And she also wrote that Fred didn't have any boyfriends, they were all fake. Including that famous Jim Hutton. He said he was fred's closest boyfriend. He even said that they oftenly kissed in public areas like airports and got aids from him. Yes he also died of aids, 19 YEARS AFTER FREDDIE'S DEATH. And anyway there are no pics of him kissing with fred yet. There must have been many paparazzies at the airport if they really kissed. What a lying faggot.

1. brian may: OMG OMG OMG FREDDIE MERCURY WAS NOT GAY HE BROUGHT 12 UNDERAGE 13 YEAR OLD CUTE LESBIAN CHICKS INTO MY APARTEMENT ROOM IN 1969

by DodgeChargerR/T December 7, 2012