flood watch

When you get the girls wet...

R. Kelly is playing, prepare for the flood watch.

by KEMLAB January 11, 2016

flip flop

investments made in real estate with intention to 'flip' it for a profit but instead turns into a 'flop' with the crash in the real estate market.

I paid $100,000 for that house and put $25,000 into it thinking I could sell it for $150,000. Now it I can't sell it for $75,000. My 'flip' is now a 'flip flop'.

by smarsh February 20, 2009

flip flop

A person who cannot decide what they want. They are always going back and forth between two options.

Hey man, you know that girl that I have been telling you about? She is totally a flip flop; she cannot decide if she wants to date men or women.

by hitchhikerthumb24 December 19, 2012

Flash Flood

The phrase used to describe when you have a sudden intense urge to shit

Person A: I heard you got diarrhea last week.
Person B: Yeah. Had a lot of flash floods.

by Dasoderp December 15, 2016

Flop it out

Is used whenever their is a task to do.Flop it out = Just do it.

Teacher:Shut the door Sam.
Sam:It wont shut.
Javan:Sam, flop it out.

by Javan Hearn September 18, 2005

Flooding

When blood from your menstrual flow overwhelms any tampons or pads and you end up with blood running down your legs and ruining your clothes, shoes, chairs, carpets. Usually found in pre or peri menopausal women and those with adenomyosis. Also called Projectile Menstruation

"Last night I was flooding so bad it looked like someone had murdered me in bed then drug my body to the bathroom"

by AnitaSpanking May 27, 2015

Flop

A person who goes to the car dealership but has no idea on how to buy a car, it turn they pay full sticker and get their head tore off

Clint went to the Chevy dealership Saturday and the Salesman Jeff ripped off his head and bragged about the big flop to the other vultures. Now Clint owes $20,000 on a $10,000 Cobalt.

by Freckman February 6, 2007