flog the lizard

(of a man) to masturbate.to stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure.

"If to flog the lizard is a sin, I know a lot of sinners," said the old man.

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny October 22, 2008

flobberdong

A humorous name for the male genitals; most humorously used when drunk as shit.

You please me, woman. I will now permit you to suck on my flobberdong. Enjoy.

by Jimbo Lang April 1, 2009

Flour Shot

A fluidless male ejaculation which occurs after several previous, ball draining ejaculations.

For his 5th ejaculation in as many hours, John wanted to ranch on Mary's face; But alas, all he could muster was a weak ass Flour Shot.

by Willie Dynomite February 11, 2009

FLotW

In private bittorrent trackers, FLotW stands for Free Leech of the Week, namely a torrent you could download "freely" for one week, without risking getting a lower download ratio, and that you can keep seeding to boost your ratio.

Nice, I was one of the first to download the latest Ubuntu from a private tracker last night, and since it was FLotW, my ratio rose to the heavens! Now I can enjoy risk-free downloading of free, non-copyrighted material long into the future!

by mikapell November 7, 2009

Floorderves

Those annoying tiny disgusting morsels of food that you notice under a bar stool.

Man, I was so hungry and high I wanted to munch on the Floorderves under the bar.

by Timmmaaay October 15, 2010

Floating Teeth

What happens when it is dark and there is a black person and all you see is their teeth smiling.

Look at this nigga walkin over here. Here comes floating teeth.

by JizzayMizzay January 6, 2011

Floppy Seconds

Simular to the term sloppy seconds, however referring to the male who has recently had sex with a women, and promptly after attempting to have sex with another women however he is unable to immediately generate an erection.

Dude last light I took these two girls home, could only handle one at a time so had to give one of them floppy seconds

by davepaul March 19, 2011