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Fireman Fuck Foot

When you are getting on with a fire fighter and shit gets so crazy, you break your foot.
Whenever it's going to rain, the old fireman fuck foot acts up.
by hotstepper82 July 2, 2017
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five minute piss

A urination that literally takes 5 minutes to complete. Usually done after a long night of drinking.
Man, I swear. I had to pee so bad this morning, that I took a five minute piss! Got a pee high now!
by LonePooper May 4, 2018
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Five five five one two one two

Your friend is in the hospital. Your other friend wants to call. You prank him by giving the area code and 555-1212. He calls the number not knowning it was information and asks the operator to speak to him. She says city your calling again and he asks for his full name again.
He calls me back and i start laughing before speaking a word. And that is my five five five one two one two story
by Kuehlstein February 14, 2018
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Five Dollar Nigga Breakfast

Cheap ass unhealthy breakfast you get at the corner store

A Bacon Egg and Cheese ($3.50)
Arizona Iced Tea ($1.00)
And a Honey Bun (50¢)
Ay bro we out this bitch lemmie get a five dollar nigga breakfast and catch third for my attendance
by MarioKartEpicness June 15, 2018
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five minute panties

Five minute panties are basically lingerie and/or lace style undies that are worn for five minutes or less before sexual intercourse.
Friend: So how did it go last night?
Me: It was amazing, other than him not noticing my five minute panties at all.
by Leopardqueen23 November 27, 2018
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fivelight

To pressure someone to surrender their senses and memories

Taken from the “Star Trek: The Next Generation” episode “Chain of Command (part II).” Captain Picard is shown four lights and is told that there are five. Every time he says there are only four lights he’s electrocuted. This episode is heavily inspired by George Orwell’s novel “1984.”

Credit to author Alexandra Erin for coining the term.
The fivelighting on him had become see effective that he did not believe anything that debunked the alternate reality he had been made to accept.
by leo3375 June 5, 2019
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Five-pronged condom

Synonymous with Latex/disposable gloves. Primary use during Covid-19 epidemic
“Aren’t you gonna sanitise before touching that door-handle?”
“No it’s okay. I use an alternative form of corona-contraption: the five-pronged condom”
*gestures to disposable gloves*
by A helpful Gay August 30, 2020
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