Electro

A place filled to the brim with insanity, autistic individuals, skinwalkers and whores. It is governed by the rules of Looney Tunes and a drunk midget's distorted vision of reality. Any and all individuals who enter here suffer severe trauma, sexual harassment and the constant fear of getting a random absence with no rhyme or reason attached to it. It is home to some of the most disgusting entities.

Man, the crackheads at Electro stole my weed again!

by Desmed October 9, 2023

cuban election

An election where there is only one candidate.

Nicolae Ceaușescu won the Romanian Election in 1966 in a Cuban Election.

by Computermichael September 14, 2013

ERP (Electronic Road Pricing)

Initialism for Electronic Road Pricing. An electronic system of road pricing with gantries installed throughout several locations in Singapore, with the purpose of managing traffic problems especially during peak hours.

The Land Transport Authority (LTA) has called a tender to develop Singapore's next generation ERP (electronic road pricing) system. The new system will be based on Global Navigation Satellite System technology.

by keepthesingaporedreamalive June 26, 2016

Erection Election

Someone who gets voted for something just because they are attractive

Man 1: Hey dude Lisa Is our team captain .

Man 2. Fuck her she's just a erection election

by LimeTiger February 10, 2017

The Electric Aligator

When an aligator gives you them fuck me eyes

Aligator; "*gives unsuspecting human the fuck me eyes (The electric aligator)*"
Human; "*Runs away very fast*"

by Devin Kyle Hawkins (R6 Tryhard October 2, 2018

Egyptian electric testes

Being tased by a 50,000 volt taser directly on your taint and balls.

Yo did you try that new sex move?
You mean the Egyptian electric testes OF COURSE!
Yup how is it.
I can't have kids.

by qwsdfgbhnmk,juytrewsadfghj November 6, 2018

Static electrikitty

The tension discharge from rubbing two cats together quite the same as rubbing a balloon on your hair or shuffling your feet on the floor with no shoes.

Jon got tired of the cats rubbing the hair off of his ankles doing figure eights between his feet for some food. He picked them both up, a d rubbed them together, and was shocked by the static electrikitty discharge of cats that are way too close.

by Russ and Trees January 31, 2019