3 definitions by Desmed

A peculiar creature of unknown origin. Displays incredible naivety and stupidity but also brims with malice towards some individuals it deems to be a threat to it or its ego. Very proud and overconfident despite not having many abilities or skills. Heavily relies on her progenitors for assistance. If one intends to interact with it, make sure to separate and isolate it from the pack or else you might get angry phone calls.
I was minding my own business when a Desa came and told me I'm breathing wrong. Ugh!
by Desmed February 1, 2023
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E-class skinwalker entity found in the balkan peninsula. Military designation: "Bullet". Colloquially referred to as "Sashko". Extremely aggressive and protective if it perceives a threat to itself or its imaginary friends. Has an affinity for hammers, short swords and burly men. If encountered avoid eye contact and do not attempt to interact with it. Please signal the SCP Foundation for an MTF response unit immediately.
I was walking home alone when a Sashko jumped out of a bush and started chasing me with a hammer
by Desmed January 21, 2023
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A place filled to the brim with insanity, autistic individuals, skinwalkers and whores. It is governed by the rules of Looney Tunes and a drunk midget's distorted vision of reality. Any and all individuals who enter here suffer severe trauma, sexual harassment and the constant fear of getting a random absence with no rhyme or reason attached to it. It is home to some of the most disgusting entities.
Man, the crackheads at Electro stole my weed again!
by Desmed October 9, 2023
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