easter-egg

verb. When a technician of any variety has no idea where the problem really is and tries various solutions hoping to get lucky.

He's clueless, he couldn't troubleshoot a toaster, he's just easter-egging

by Ceph Sitton March 27, 2005

Egg Head

A self centered person, who believes that they are never in the wrong and that they are the center of the universe.
They also have terrible hair and a bad choice in crushes.

Dude, stop being such an egg head!! You might aswell dye your hair blue!!

by Geoff Steiner July 1, 2008

Egg Salad

Where a man or woman defecates all over a woman or man's "greelz" and then the receiver "swooshes" the feces around their mouth and spits it back out into the original person's anus. They then leave it sit for twenty to thirty minutes. This is known as the "baking" period. After the time is up, the man or woman who was originally shit on, scoops the regurgitated feces out of the anal cavity and spreads it over white bread and proceeds to eat it and share it with others.

"What's that on yo' breaf' skank?"

"Jimmy gave me an egg salad a few minutes ago."

by MilliHAX October 16, 2009

egg

(verb) To throw eggs at someone/something.
(adjective) Something that has eggs all over itself.
(noun) Something an animal, like a chicken or crocodile, gives birth to.

Verb example:
- I whisteled the Windows shutdown melody, as a joke, and I got egged at the Linux-convention...

Adjective example:
- My face is egged... and I love it.

Noun example:
- Did you just eat that?
- You mean the egg? Yepp! Why?
- I have one word for you: golf ball.

by Supply and Demand January 21, 2003

Egg Salad Monday

The day after Easter Sunday when everyone has a surplus of hardboiled eggs. These eggs are often used up by making egg salad.

"I'm suffering the adverse effects of Egg Salad Monday".
"I'm out of town on Easter Weekend, but I think I can come by on Egg Salad Monday.

by hairygerman August 14, 2009

butt egg

dumping your load in ones ass

leaving behind a butt egg

by bigdrewdog October 4, 2006

Egg

A kind of person who does not reciprocate in a relationship. A person who expects care from his/her partner but does not provide care in return. Someone who hurts his/her partner knowingly.

I always talk to him when he is stressed out for his deadlines, but he just disappears whenever I need him.

He is such an egg!

by Serius March 11, 2013