Man On Deck

When you have a large bowel movement ready to emerge at any moment.

I can't have anal sex with you tonight because I have a man on deck.

by CindyDavis March 13, 2011

on deck

About to have sex with someone.

Mark was on deck with Bill before Charlie beat him to first base.

by Kerl lozl August 8, 2004

double decker

an inflatable matress the size of a queen bed. it is designed for one human to sleep on at a time. it is also a great device to get extra rest on.

Rich: hey john, where are you going?
John: oh, im heading up to the double decker to get some extra rest.

by porpoise September 29, 2005

Black & Decker

Directions for a running (Doggy Style) move for those people who have a Hair Lip: (Hair Lip - End result of final location in sex of people with 40-40 vision or less)

You're Kidding Right???

by Steve Mudd April 22, 2005

deckball

EvilZachs gay testicle licking parade.

"EvilZach removed his testicles from the sheath that was his underwear and placed them in his fathers mouth"

by Fagdonna May 26, 2004

Deckle

Deckle are the of scraps off of a piece of paper from three ring notebooks.

Teacher: Students, get your deckle off of the floor.

by Unicornkid October 24, 2009

Deckered

Deckered is where you are being molested by a cat and meowing at the top of your voice.

"Last night I got deckered well bad"

by BattyCrease3000 January 2, 2017