riding dolphins

Dying while eating cookies on the toilet.

Did you know Elvis died riding dolphins?

by caribou101 October 15, 2020

sad dolphin

Someone who went to the international dolphins festival and lost his wallet. When he realized his wallet was lost he said: "fuck! My wallet"

I met a sad dolphin today. He looked depressed so I gave him a dollar.

by SpawnCheese December 20, 2020

Joe Dolphin

That one amazing hockey player, usually #71, who gets his name called every game by "Papa Dolphin"

You look like Joe Dolphin playing out there!

by Anonymous1237187123 January 1, 2021

Belle Dolphin

Urine soaked teenage cumslut

Wow did you see that belle dolphin.

by Bigbirdza1 January 30, 2021

Green dolphin

When you drink a green four Loko and spit it in a girls anus then drink it out of it

I performed a green dolphin last night on alice

by ralphpeabody25 June 5, 2021

Emo Doichev

Emo doichev is an ork. He opens portals really often.

Emo Doichev Please dont open a portal and also send me the homework

by bigcockdevice1000 November 21, 2021

The Dolphin

Testing whether you can suck your own dick by touching it with your nose while you are hard.

Last night I tried the Dolphin and I could do it. Been doing a lot of training.

by QuakerOtis October 6, 2021