1. Of or relating to, being a Douche.
2. A pejorative term for an individual that is acting arrogant, obnoxious, or selfish.
3. An action that clearly deserves a Karmic Bitch Slap.
4. The description of an act that is/was Douchetastic.
2. A pejorative term for an individual that is acting arrogant, obnoxious, or selfish.
3. An action that clearly deserves a Karmic Bitch Slap.
4. The description of an act that is/was Douchetastic.
You might be Daveish if you:
1. Lean into a baseball pitch and allow it to hit you, then charge the mound.
2. Strike out a 7 year old in Wiffle Ball and then rub it in their face by prancing around like a Soccer Player who just scored a goal in the World Cup.
3. Call your Cousin's wife a whore.
4. Break up a no-hitter in baseball, in the 9th inning, with a bunt.
5. Use the last square of Toilet Paper and do not replace the roll, leaving the next squatter to fend for themselves.
6. Create and then reinforce a douchey nickname for yourself like, "Da Hammer."
7. Are seen in public; rocking a Soul Patch, Drinking a Jagerbomb, sporting a spray tan, Pointing at cameras in photos, wearing a Seashell Necklace, rocking Shutter Glasses, wearing Flip Flops while also wearing a sweater, having blond tipped hair, and popping collars.
1. Lean into a baseball pitch and allow it to hit you, then charge the mound.
2. Strike out a 7 year old in Wiffle Ball and then rub it in their face by prancing around like a Soccer Player who just scored a goal in the World Cup.
3. Call your Cousin's wife a whore.
4. Break up a no-hitter in baseball, in the 9th inning, with a bunt.
5. Use the last square of Toilet Paper and do not replace the roll, leaving the next squatter to fend for themselves.
6. Create and then reinforce a douchey nickname for yourself like, "Da Hammer."
7. Are seen in public; rocking a Soul Patch, Drinking a Jagerbomb, sporting a spray tan, Pointing at cameras in photos, wearing a Seashell Necklace, rocking Shutter Glasses, wearing Flip Flops while also wearing a sweater, having blond tipped hair, and popping collars.
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Davenport: A series of sofas produced by the now-defunct A.H. Davenport Company.
Dick: A man's unit.
Davenport Dick: The act of putting a man's unit underneath the cushion to simulate doggy-style sex.
Dick: A man's unit.
Davenport Dick: The act of putting a man's unit underneath the cushion to simulate doggy-style sex.
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Get the Daveinate mug.A term for a normal person with average looks and common name. This person is quiet and slightly asocial can be friendly and animated. They can blend in easily with a crowd and can be easily missed or forgotten unless care is taken. Little is known about their past, but peculiar habits and odd diction make you think that they're not who they say they are. This combined with their above average intelligence and social-anarchist political leanings will lead you to believe that they are some sort of spy or sleeper agent. They generally have dark hooded eyes in which dance the demons of their past. Not to be confused with a Narc.
Person 1: You know that guy from Chem class?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That quiet guy with the face... Dave Carleton in the back.
Person 2: ..... no.
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That quiet guy with the face... Dave Carleton in the back.
Person 2: ..... no.
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Business cards are free, but then in the end you find out you have to pay for the delivery costs.dave deal
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