dildo

A fake dick use for female masturbation

my girlfriend used a dildo

by wienner November 28, 2016

dildo queef

The farting of a dildo.

I met this girl last night and when I went to fuck her, she had a dildo queef

by CockBlast3r November 30, 2016

dildo snarf

A dildo snarf is a really grumpy blue Smurf who has a immaculate penis.

"Yo! Nice dildo snarf!"

by Coliosis2026 December 18, 2016

DiDomenico

A name Instagram will always ask to translate, the person with said name thinks they're cool by taking photos with their white-privileged camera and posting nothing but those photos on social media hoping for more likes since their tweets aren't funny enough (basically it's their plan b), low key thinks they're Donna from that 70s show.

Them: Do you like my new Bell bottom jeans? I got them online after I posted 4 cool pictures from my high-Def camera
Me: You're being such a DiDomenico bro.

by Itskreasbishlol December 27, 2016

dildo

a man or boy regarded as extremely contemptible.

Harun,Uriah,Kenny,Kevin,Harvey,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Tom,Jim,Bill,and Jason are nothing but a bunch of big dildos.

by JMC70 February 26, 2017

Dildocular

1) a very attractive person—so attractive, in fact, that you would gladly shove said person up your ass if given the opportunity.

2) an adjective to describe

1) Person 1: Hey, did you see insert insanely attractive person yesterday?

Person 2: Yeah, they're so hot—dildocular even!

2) Man, those enchiladas your mom made last night were straight up dildocular!

by Seahorse Trash March 8, 2017

Dildo-optimums

A hippo, made out of dildos. This phrase is regularly used in common situations where gay shit is happening.

Damn that guy is acting like a dildo-optimums

by BIRDHEAVY March 28, 2017