dickless wonder

a dickless wonder is someone who cant get a hard on that trys to pick up young girls.

old guy says hey baby wanna get love from a real man once you go old you dont go back.
young girls say your nothing more than a dickless wonder trying to get young tail and you cant get it up.

by funny chick February 26, 2009

Dingleberry

A small and typically rounded turdlet that clings to one's fleshy biscuits following the commencement of a sacred ritual known as, "The Deuce." Although dingleberries appear harmless, being roughly the size of small pebbles, they are well-known for causing unspeakable destruction if left unattended. The common symptoms of neglected dingleberries include; itching and swelling of the rectal area, redness, unbearable odor, and discomfort while seated. Some of the symptoms that have never occurred include; nausea, vomiting, sudden and involuntary death, and ultimately erectile dysfunction.

During a long and violent struggle to free himself from a single turdlet, the man ultimately fell from his toilet seat and cracked his head open on the bathroom counter. The man's decayed remains were found three years later, still lying in the exact position he had died. The dingleberry, on the other hand, remained fully intact.

by Random Female June 23, 2007

mandy dingle

golfing slang - a shot where you hit the ground before the ball so the ball doesnt go very far and ends up in a spot that will not be good for your next shot

mandy dingle - fat and ugly

"what a crap shot mate, that was a real mandy dingle"

by molby August 13, 2006

dankle

the dankest begal in town

aww dude i just made a bomb ass dankle with eggs and weed!!!
!

by sloth61907 March 9, 2009

dingleberry

1.) An annoying piece of shit that won't go away.

2.) The ex who refuses to gtfo of your life.

John's ex cockblocked him last night. She's such a dingleberry!

by TheCuteNdeadly March 17, 2010

Dinkles the magical fairy

A gay little queer who currently resides in N-Dub(North Weymouth) who skips and jumps across town to jonathan senicles house, where he touches boners and sticks his gay queer dinky in Jonathans dirty gay little fairy-like butthole.

Dinkles the Magical Fairy skipped and jumped across town to Jonathan Senicles house where he touched boners and rammed his gay little cock up senicles gay fairy-like butthole

by Kai Mitchell October 2, 2006

dickle

dickle v. dick'led, dick'ling, dick'les

v. tr. 1. to touch (the body) lightly with a penis, so as to cause laughter or twitching movements.
2. a. To tease or excite pleasurably with a penis; titillate
b. To fill with mirth or pleasure; delight with a penis

v. r. To feel or cause a tingling sensation from a penis
n. 1. the act of dickling
2. informal terms for a difficult situation with a penis
3. a small warty penis, usually preserved in brine or vinegar.

ex: Johnny dickled me pink last night.
ex: Billy got into a terrible dickle with Suzy last night.

by Ryann October 21, 2004