Cum Mum

A very motherly person that you cum on, A mom, a friends mom, your grandmother, any motherly figure

Yo you wanna be my Cum Mum
I had fun with my Cum Mum last night

by Sloppy Papi December 30, 2020

Heart cum

When something or someone makes you happy enough for your heart to cum (because you’re so excited)

Gerard way in a tuxedo makes my heart cum.

by Silly_poots August 4, 2020

Cum Rodent

A game in which two men drown a hamster in their cum, then stick the hamster up one another's anus. Whoever can engulf the entire hamster first wins. The loser is left with a case of blue balls.

Bro 1: Yo, down for some Cum Rodent?
Bro 2: Sure, but let's make it quick

by Twentylynx July 22, 2018

cum in a can

sperm trapped in a can

girl I cant have a baby so I went to Walmart and bought cum in a can

by austin simar July 11, 2019

cum crayon

A utensil used for writing your name across your significant others for head in semen

Grab my cum crayon and let me.color you white

by Mortal kumbutt February 24, 2017

Cum mug

A mug that is used to cum in or store semen in similar to cum rag

Do you want to see a pic of my cum mug?

by Strangerman51 November 3, 2020

Cum Sniper

A man who hasn't blown his load in a long time and finally nuts. The force of said load then shoots out a long distance, like a sniper rifle.

Lauren thought she was safe from his ejaculate, but she got blinded by his load from over 6 feet away! She wasn't counting on him being a cum sniper.

by ButtInTheFront March 2, 2017