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Cum dumb

After several orgasms the brain begins to lose cognitive abilities.
Hey babe, do you know where you left the car?

Nawww... I'm cum dumb.
by handles Gent October 22, 2014
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cum faucet

Christine: He was so hot that I couldnt help draining his cum faucet.
by scratchy2868 June 2, 2015
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Cum Guitar

When 3 or more guys cum on a guitar and the last one to do so must play a flawless rendition of Led Zeppelins' "Stairway To Heaven" without missing any notes.
Example 1:
Chris: Hey man what's wrong?
Matt: Lost at cum guitar and it really

sucks

Example 2:

Grant: Hey dude what are you doing later?
Tucker: Me and a couple guys are playing cum guitar if you want to cum.
by A touch of gray Yurd April 7, 2016
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CUM Clap

by Twerkqueen November 19, 2018
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cum call

The sound someone makes when they orgasm.
“Omg have you heard his cum call?”
“Yeah it’s like really intense.”
by amanthawashmehands December 20, 2018
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Cum rag

A cum rag is a rag people ejaculate on
by Skddindbd June 16, 2018
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Cum Rodent

A game in which two men drown a hamster in their cum, then stick the hamster up one another's anus. Whoever can engulf the entire hamster first wins. The loser is left with a case of blue balls.
Bro 1: Yo, down for some Cum Rodent?
Bro 2: Sure, but let's make it quick
by Twentylynx July 22, 2018
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