convo-bombing

The conversational equivalent of photobombing. Usually unintentional, the perpetrator is just a fuckwit. An unwanted guest who takes over the conversation and cannot be persuaded to leave directly or otherwise.

" Jane: Hey, so I was talking to Rachel the other day and she said her and Todd slept together"

Linda: Are you serious tha-

Alice: HEY GUYS! can you believe the economy these days...(proceeds 10min speech on world economy)

Jane: DUDE! You're totally convo-bombing! GTFO!!

Alice continues...

by Patricia765 August 7, 2011

Converstate

A conversation basted, I mean based, on meaningful conversation that includes jokes and, perhaps, a pun/rhyme or two.

A conversation basted, I mean based, on meaningful conversion, I mean, conversation, that includes jokes, I mean yolks, I mean jokes, singings, and a some punny fun- thyme is what converstate is all about.

by fozmodiar August 5, 2012

Conveniencing

Verb; The act of adding convenience.

Tiff's actions are rarely conveniencing.. They usually make things more difficult and hinder one's ability to act rationally.

by HankT November 13, 2013

Conversation Jacker

Almost immediately after beginning to tell a story, you are interrupted by someone who begins to tell their own story of how the same thing happened to them. The interrupter continues to talk about themselves, and they never ask you about your story as if it never happened.

"I began to tell Stephanie how I almost got into an accident today, but she started telling me how she almost got into an accident as soon as I started my story!Then she just kept talking about all the accidents she almost got into in her life and never asked me about my accident. She's such a conversation Jacker."

by Dre7179 January 8, 2015

Conversation Stalemate

The point in a conversations when a reply to "lol", "mhmm", etc. are met with the same/similar response, stagnating or stopping the conversation. Occurs most commonly in text messages and phone calls.

Al: "So then I had to buy up all the bread in the store. Crazy, right?"
Joe: "Yeah!"
Al: "Mhmm."
Joe: "Mhmm."
Al: "We hit a conversation stalemate, I'll text you later."

by The Asian and the Atheist April 28, 2015

convertational

Pretending to start a friendly discussion but then becoming hostile and challenging.

She was smiling when we sat down but after a drink got all convertational about the break-up.

by JohnnyBmostlygood October 25, 2019

convience

A retarded way to spell 'convenience' made up by a fatneek also known as KSI.

Person 1: "Isn't convenience spelled 'convience'?"
Person 2: "How dumb are you, little monkey brain?"

by Berrrrry123 April 25, 2021