cheesy as canned

A phrase referring to the subject discussed as being equal to or lower than the quality of canned cheese. See cheesy

Dude, that joke was cheesy as CANNED.

by khristopher November 13, 2009

Lithuanian ball cancer

This is a syndrome when a person develops ball cancer from a beagle hound. It consists of many downsides such as ejaculating green substances, Dame Tu Cosita man coming out of your booty hole and Ugnius Makarovas shitting his pants.

Bro I have developed massive Lithuanian ball cancer. Because of this, Dame Tu Cosita man raped my mother.

by Green Testicles January 15, 2022

cure for cancer

Something that cures cancer.

John Stamos's hair follicles are a cure for cancer, so are Chuck Norris's tears.

by catcherguy May 25, 2007

caner

cause of anything bad in life. blame it on the caner! awesome people will fight the caner, like superheroes.

joe: yeah man, im sick again
tim: the caner got you hey
joe: sure did. need to get my battle on and fight this caner
tim: lets join forces.

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beck: WHEN will my prince charming get here?
kate: when the caner stops getting in his way
beck: stupid caner

by ilikebutterflies October 26, 2009

Booty cancer

1. describe an event that didn't go as planned or badly.

2. cancer of the ass.

1. -my dad yelled at me for being sick.

-wtf that's booty cancer. :(

2.doctor- the tests came back positive for booty cancer.

by Infernal Isolation March 5, 2009

canberra chris

A rare form of disease when you can only see brown......

"Why does this bourbon taste like vodka? "

"that is vodka, you must have canberra chris"

by jajajajajajafuck March 20, 2009

Canned Peaches

Salvation. In its purest form.

Frank: Dude, I am so hungry right now.

Johnny: Canned peaches?

Frank: Yessssssss. Thank you, God

by Pi@noguy January 9, 2011