Barney the Dumbstuff

A drunken purple dinosaur that does sex with hot girls. He also murders children. He drinks wine 24/7.

Barney the Dumbstuff.

by Who is Barney the Builder February 6, 2019

Bone Cow

Not much is known about him. A mysterious figure in the Black Billabong lore. Used as an insult, but to some it could be a compliment.

“Kevin, you’re such a Bone Cow!”

by anyolsink February 28, 2019

Barney's Dimension

A dark, dark place to be. Some people refer to this as hell. Due to being trapped in a dimension where the population of Barney's are 19.78B and they will have a strong desire to smang you on sight. This slowly drives people insane and suicidal.

I was so horny last Tuesday. Ever since Jeff left me I just wanted Barney to smang me in my ass. So that's what I did... but I forgot about his infectious woobstick... And got telepoted to Barney's Dimension.

by limpychicken June 12, 2019

Bone Bastard

A white and spiney creature of humanoid appearance, shows up at random times in the middle on roads and tree lines at nights , can be touted by his spiny boney back and stretched body, akin to the likes of big foot only showing himself at weird times that can't be physically caught on tape without looking fake, only seen in West Virginia as of now.

John Did you see bone bastard last night, Yeah Jim he was fucking scary looking

by Xcfirecraft June 20, 2019

barney

a ugly ass dinosaur that haunts kids dreams

friend : hey jim did you see barney ?

jim : oh you mean that ugly ass dinosaur ?
friend : yeah

by charliebean4 January 11, 2020

Boerne Champion High School

A majority white school where hicks and boys pretending to be gangster crawl from the sewers. At this school your either the type who sits outside for lunch, or inside. Boerne Champion is known for its notorious vaping permitting zones, also known as the bathroom. Other smoking opportunities include, sneaking out into the woods by the ranch, and under the bleachers at the field. Champion houses many rich little snobs who will by no doubt, be holding the iPhone 12 by the time this gets approved. Another noticeable trait of this school would be the abundance of Trump 2020 flags.

POV: (Talking To Someone From Another School) (probably Tivy)
Them: what school do you go to
You: I go to Boerne Champion High School
Them: Cool
You: Did you hear we made it to semi-finals in football?
Them: I literally don’t give a fuck
You: ok
Them: walks away
You: walks back to your 2021 Chevy that daddy bought

by CHS Inmate 47892 November 18, 2020

Barnes & Noble

An American bookseller, with the largest number of retail outlets in the United States. Founded in New York City in 1886 as Arthur Hinds & Company. Renamed to Hinds & Noble when Gilbert Clifford Noble was made a partner, then renamed to Barnes & Noble after Noble purchased the company and hired William Barnes. Now operates over 600 retail stores nationwide and is a Mecca for book lovers like me. Many have cafés that serve Starbucks coffee.

Regular person’s ideal date: dinner and a movie.
Nerd’s ideal date: Barnes & Noble and reading a book mutually picked.

by Lonely_Weirdo March 4, 2021