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Leave me Alone Boots

Boots that are worn to repel and/or discourage the interested from making come ons and requests to be bed-buddies. Designed to befunctional and boring. Very un-sexy

Worn by:

1) The VERY faithful girlfriend

2) The uninterested or uninteresting
Tom: Dude, guaranteed, tonight I'm gonna get with Kayla

Big D: No you're not. She's wearing Leave me Alone Boots. Best to leave her be

*later that night and 5 failed attemps later*

Tom: Dude you were right. I got right smacked on the last one.

Big D: You shoulda paid attention dude. Leave me Alone boots means Leave them Alone
by Te Rog October 16, 2008
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Take it to the booth

When a Soldier (deployed) is told to go to the phone booth area of the MWR Center because his crying and whinning during his video web-chat with girlfriend or wife is bothering everyone around him.
Looks Man! No one else here wants to hear your sniveling, if you can't handle the call, Take it to the booth.
by Special Forces Soldier November 25, 2010
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bootyologist

( noun) a person, usually a man, who has devoted extensive time and effort in the bedrooms/motel rooms/apartment dwellings /wayside drinking fountains/parkbenches/backseat of '70 Chevelles/Greyhound busterminals;coaches/airplane flights/beach blankets/local bars/cars/school gyms/bushes/gas station rest rooms/city parks/ lakes/ etc.
getting some ass, so mauch ass in fact that he has become a 10th degree expert ass getter and high exalted ass expert skilled in the ways and means of: attaining ass, pleasing ass, performing stunts with and for ass, complimenting ass ad nauseaeum, flattering for ass, conning that ass, grabbin' up on that ass, feelin' around that ass, skyydiving, muff diving, sheet parasailing and deep dish diving for that ass, as well as a host of other stunts and tricks and manipulations employed to basically Get That Ass, in any way that that ass needs to be got, consensually of course, and with respect for , to , and by that ass in return.
" Man I am a regular bootyologist, with a phd in pimpology and and MD in ass 101."
" Dude, your pimpology is lame. You need to study hareder if you wannabe a bootyologist like me. Just watch this, and I'll school ya. Not...."
by taoteqingren November 18, 2005
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booty licking

The act of bending a girl over and licking her anus round and round while spreading her cheeks.
Trojan :Yo homies guess what happened last night remember Big booty Jessica from HS ??

Friends:" oh yea she had cakes yo !!!"

Trojan : Well I hit her up on Facebook to chill son , I picked her up went to my house and gave those cakes a bomb booty licking!!!like bammmm !!

Friends :" fucckkk, you lucky sob !!high fives !!"
by Werkz Destroyz October 5, 2015
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Bootybrow

The creases between a woman's booty and her legs. On a extremely sexy woman bootybrows become fleek bootybrows.

PS. Onision is a cuck.
by CrazyOtaku June 22, 2016
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Booty Quake

Booty Quake is a slang term that refers to the jiggling that occurs in the ass when a woman with a large butt is in motion.
Damn Cedric, did you see how much that chick's ass jiggled? That was a Booty Quake!
by layssiege February 5, 2010
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jupiter booty

dang that Jessica has a Jupiter booty
by supreme_gurls1 April 11, 2014
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