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Take it to the booth 

When a Soldier (deployed) is told to go to the phone booth area of the MWR Center because his crying and whinning during his video web-chat with girlfriend or wife is bothering everyone around him.
Looks Man! No one else here wants to hear your sniveling, if you can't handle the call, Take it to the booth.
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bootyologist 

( noun) a person, usually a man, who has devoted extensive time and effort in the bedrooms/motel rooms/apartment dwellings /wayside drinking fountains/parkbenches/backseat of '70 Chevelles/Greyhound busterminals;coaches/airplane flights/beach blankets/local bars/cars/school gyms/bushes/gas station rest rooms/city parks/ lakes/ etc.
getting some ass, so mauch ass in fact that he has become a 10th degree expert ass getter and high exalted ass expert skilled in the ways and means of: attaining ass, pleasing ass, performing stunts with and for ass, complimenting ass ad nauseaeum, flattering for ass, conning that ass, grabbin' up on that ass, feelin' around that ass, skyydiving, muff diving, sheet parasailing and deep dish diving for that ass, as well as a host of other stunts and tricks and manipulations employed to basically Get That Ass, in any way that that ass needs to be got, consensually of course, and with respect for , to , and by that ass in return.
" Man I am a regular bootyologist, with a phd in pimpology and and MD in ass 101."
" Dude, your pimpology is lame. You need to study hareder if you wannabe a bootyologist like me. Just watch this, and I'll school ya. Not...."
bootyologist by taoteqingren November 18, 2005
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booty licking

The act of bending a girl over and licking her anus round and round while spreading her cheeks.
Trojan :Yo homies guess what happened last night remember Big booty Jessica from HS ??

Friends:" oh yea she had cakes yo !!!"

Trojan : Well I hit her up on Facebook to chill son , I picked her up went to my house and gave those cakes a bomb booty licking!!!like bammmm !!

Friends :" fucckkk, you lucky sob !!high fives !!"
booty licking by Werkz Destroyz October 5, 2015

Bootybrow 

The creases between a woman's booty and her legs. On a extremely sexy woman bootybrows become fleek bootybrows.

PS. Onision is a cuck.
Her bootybrows are on fleek
Bootybrow by CrazyOtaku June 22, 2016

Booty Quake 

Booty Quake is a slang term that refers to the jiggling that occurs in the ass when a woman with a large butt is in motion.
Damn Cedric, did you see how much that chick's ass jiggled? That was a Booty Quake!
Booty Quake by layssiege February 5, 2010

jupiter booty 

girl with a big booty
dang that Jessica has a Jupiter booty
jupiter booty by supreme_gurls1 April 11, 2014

Patty Boots 

Serving to oneself while in a group circle of hackey sack.
Stevo: "There goes Justin serving the sack to himself again!"

Jerome: "Yeah...he's such a Patty Boot!"

Hey Patty Boots, toss it to someone else! We didn't form this circle to watch you play with your sack!
Patty Boots by Buck Sutro April 23, 2011