bolens boat boner 

A boner that is so hard that it hurts your penis.

Last night I watched so much fart fetish hentai that I got a bolens boat boner and it hurt so bad that I couldn't even fap without making it hurt even more!

bolens boat boner by xXWhiteKnightXx July 18, 2010

Joe on a boat

Rapes people that come on his boat

I raped joe on a boat

Joe on a boat by Fat Craig August 2, 2018

Drive Da Boat 

To Have Sexual Intercourse With The Vagina.

“Aye shawty let me drive da boat” (Used By:“DezGotFanzz”

Drive Da Boat by DezGotFanzz August 9, 2019

Tug boat

(v) To get a hand job on the bow of a cruise ship.

A tug boat in in the tradition of the "mile-high club". This favor has to be done in a common area.

Tug boat by Jam Cruiseer January 31, 2009

Fail Boat 

A common reference to the boat "The Titanic."
basically, the word means any floating object that was clearly poorly designed, causing it to fail.

Example:
"Here is your fail shipment: One Fail Boat."
"Oh, you mean the one made out of lead?"
"Yep."

Fail Boat by Mr Awesomesauce March 10, 2010

super kinky triple penatrating steam boat aviating cream pie 

when a girl has a penis in her mouth, vagina and ass wile giving a blow job to a man on the toilet wile the man in the girls butt puts his penis in the girls ass like a hot dog bun wile a man squrits the girls vagina from a 2 foot distance that is illeagal in 30 states

also know as six guys, one girl, and a toilet.

super kinky triple penatrating steam boat aviating cream pie

super kinky triple penatrating steam boat aviating cream pie by nipwhale69 November 4, 2011

Love Boat 

Penis

Float your love boat down my love canal.

Love Boat by musicgirl90 June 16, 2010