mega cum blast is when you non-stop cum in or on the girl and it's able to shoot a far range and you cant control it and when it comes out it will be warm and then it won't be long before it dries up
by tinydick12343 November 15, 2019
Get the mega cum blast mug."dookie-blaster"; otherwise known as a "fudge-packer" or "ass-pirate".
not to be confused with GreenDay.
not to be confused with GreenDay.
by Azathoth September 29, 2004
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When, in sub-freezing temperatures, a man ejaculates onto his fellator's face, but the semen freezes mid-air, blasting the face with cumsickles.
It's so cold out tonight, I'm going to give Eric's mom an arctic blast before she makes me hot chocolate.
by Yournewstepdad December 19, 2013
Get the Arctic Blast mug.Blastoise, a pre- evolution of the pokemon Wartortle. This pokemon looks super badass and cool and its Hydro Pump will knock your fucking teeth out.
Blastoise just learned Hydro Pump!
Gamer : Everyone back the fuck up our I will Hydro Pump the shit out of your pokemon!
Gamer : Everyone back the fuck up our I will Hydro Pump the shit out of your pokemon!
by Legs You Legend October 29, 2009
Get the Blastoise mug.When you are "doing", "bumming", "ploughing", "banging", etc. someone up the arse, she/he (if your a poofter) farts and blows your dick off.
John: "Tom, why are you clutching your crotch?"
Tom: "Arse Blast I'm afraid" Clutching the hole in his groin
John: Ouch!
Tom: "Arse Blast I'm afraid" Clutching the hole in his groin
John: Ouch!
by Mr Coolio December 9, 2008
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Get the blastings mug.Another term for having sex, not average sex, but aggressive, intense, orgasmic sex. Original context is a male blasting a female, however it is possible, but less likely for a female to blast a male.
I just blasted her.
We just had the best sex ever.
So he blasted you?
Yeah, he blasted me, and it was great!
She stumbles and falls after trying to walk directly after intercourse. The reason that she falls, is because she was thouroughly BLASTED!
We just had the best sex ever.
So he blasted you?
Yeah, he blasted me, and it was great!
She stumbles and falls after trying to walk directly after intercourse. The reason that she falls, is because she was thouroughly BLASTED!
by Alpha Que Beta All Night July 19, 2010
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