Big Kimpin' is a form of pimping which originated somewhere in the East 60's of New Yorks, Manhattan Borough. Kimpin' is about a way of life which many females have adopted, NOT to be confused with gold digging. Big Kimpin' refers to women who "get thiers" (non-ghetto pronunciation) whether it be new clothes and jewelry, or simply playing golf and showing men "whats up." Many Kimpers are unaware of their powers but usually will still use them flawlessly. It is believed that the Alpha Kimp lives in Manhattan but can not be confirmed.
"Look at all those furs and diamonds...shorty is Big Kimpin'"
Joey: I'm the best golfer on the east coast.
Johnny: Couldn't be. I heard Big Kimp is embarassing dudes!
"Kimpin' ain't easy"
Joey: I'm the best golfer on the east coast.
Johnny: Couldn't be. I heard Big Kimp is embarassing dudes!
"Kimpin' ain't easy"
by ATL8 January 10, 2013
Get the Big Kimpin'mug. by "The Jimmy" January 25, 2018
Get the Big 50mug. Here is the story of Big Lion.
Long ago, before the time of God, there was Pheb. Pheb ruled over the land known as America and its natives.
Pheb emerged from SHACK. A being from the heavens able to create new gods. With that power, SHACK created a new god to help Pheb rule her colonies. This was Big Lion.
But Big Lion never wanted help ruling. He wanted America for himself. So he obliterated Pheb. The natives began building Churches in hopes they would be spared by Big Lion. But Big Lion never spared anyone. He destroyed all of America and its natives.
Oddly enough, he was disappointed with his own actions. He missed having a kingdom to rule. So he merged with SHACK and SHACK merged into the heavens once again.
The land had no natives and no one to protect it. With that knowledge, SHACK created one last being before it ascended. This being was known as the Merciless Sun God, known by humans as The Sun. The Merciless Sun God began climate change, and warmed the planet with its rays. It also froze the planet in I absence. There was no way that the Merciless Sun God could help the planet, but the humans were okay with that. In the end, there was harmony.
Long ago, before the time of God, there was Pheb. Pheb ruled over the land known as America and its natives.
Pheb emerged from SHACK. A being from the heavens able to create new gods. With that power, SHACK created a new god to help Pheb rule her colonies. This was Big Lion.
But Big Lion never wanted help ruling. He wanted America for himself. So he obliterated Pheb. The natives began building Churches in hopes they would be spared by Big Lion. But Big Lion never spared anyone. He destroyed all of America and its natives.
Oddly enough, he was disappointed with his own actions. He missed having a kingdom to rule. So he merged with SHACK and SHACK merged into the heavens once again.
The land had no natives and no one to protect it. With that knowledge, SHACK created one last being before it ascended. This being was known as the Merciless Sun God, known by humans as The Sun. The Merciless Sun God began climate change, and warmed the planet with its rays. It also froze the planet in I absence. There was no way that the Merciless Sun God could help the planet, but the humans were okay with that. In the end, there was harmony.
Person 1: Bro have you heard the story of Big Lion?
Person 2: No???
Person 1: Well let me get out my Bible-
Person 2: No???
Person 1: Well let me get out my Bible-
by thefromsomesun December 8, 2020
Get the Big Lionmug. The name given to the girlfriend of the guy you're sleeping with that you didn't know he had. She is usually overweight, has red hair, and is a hot mess.
He lied to me, he has had a girlfriend this whole time!" "Uh oh, Big Dolores is going to come after you!
by classy1212 December 9, 2010
Get the Big Doloresmug. by sTevieB9836 November 7, 2019
Get the Big dunnmug. Educated Orchestra Geek: Hey, you coming to the concert tonight?
Uncultured Swine: oOh wiLL tHeRe bE tHoSe biG viOLiNs oWo
*facepalm*
Uncultured Swine: oOh wiLL tHeRe bE tHoSe biG viOLiNs oWo
*facepalm*
by namjoonismyoppa June 7, 2019
Get the big violinmug. A 30 ft tall monolith of a gay nickel coin that devolves everyone who touches it (see Sudbury). Also, a place to take a dump, or a place to watch people take dumps.
by Cockula April 2, 2004
Get the Big Nickelmug.