wizard's beard

n. also Gandalf's Beard. A very hairy meat pie, where the lips appear to continue down the legs a lot further than normal due to copious amounts of hair.

"It took me ages to reach the beef curtains; I had to wrestle with her wizard's beard first"

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

bearded dusty

An elderly man's hairy penis.

Grandpa, get your bearded dusty out of my face!

by GojiraFlanders December 3, 2010

Bearded Tuna

n. A woman's vag.
Also known as a fanny, quim, gash, flange, gwatch, twat, cunt, vertical fur burger, panty hamster, wizard's sleeve, badly filled kebab.

John turned to Sharon with a glint of passion in his eye. She quivered as he leant towards her and whispered "I can't wait to jam my hairy hotdog in your bearded tuna"

by HadeK September 17, 2013

bearderesting

Interesting, but for beards.

What a bearderesting person!

by vyskol October 10, 2013

beardalicious

Used to describe someone with beard who is very attractive and/or has tremendous sex appeal.

When I watched the movie Nighthawk I thought that Sylvester Stallone was beardalicious in his awsome beard.

by oldraven November 21, 2013

Beardepathy

The telepathic communication experienced by men with beards.

"some people say beardepathy is a myth. they probably don't have beards."

by IMAHUMANBEAN October 2, 2014

beard booger

A random unknown object in a person's beard ex: trash, lint, debris, candy wrappers, dead insects...

I wake up some mornings with the taste of bad decisions, and a face full of beard boogers.

by tallywacker3 December 28, 2014