Ted Baker

An impeccably perfect clothing brand that is only suited for the top .01% of the economic demographic of the world. Often worn by guys that shoot 80 while playing a little “degen (Degenerate) golf” and own houses in numerous high mortgaged residential townships such as Atherton and Malibu.

-“Yo Flores, your jacket is really nice”
-“I mean come on, of course it’s nice, its Ted Baker”

by Coopie lindberger meeeshmee November 2, 2022

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brake and bake

Stopping during a long driving trip to smoke marijuana.

Dude, there's a rest stop ahead, you up for a brake and bake?

by toastyoats February 25, 2010

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Rough Cake Baking

An art of seduction involving baking a cake. Usually neither participants are wearing shirts to increase kinkiness.

I injured my arm the other day doing some rough cake baking.

by MaximusDecimusMeridius May 17, 2012

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Reverse German Baker

Exotic sex act (See German Baker)

After a couple of months of prepairing, Heinz done the Reverse German Baker with a local prostitute

by A Dirty Old Sexpest August 11, 2012

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emily katherine baker

The best friend you could ever ask for. She is gorgeous, funny, kind, and amazing. She is the most kind hearted person you could ever be lucky enough to meet. She is popular, intelligent and loved by many. She will be the best possible friend you could ever ask for, and more. She will stay by your side through your toughest of times,and be present in your happiest memories. If you are lucky enough to meet her, make sure you stay by her side, cause it is the best place in the universe to be xx warning:she is my best friend so don't go trying to steal my stinky xx.

Emily Katherine baker is my best friend

by Smellyxx November 11, 2015

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