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On good days: A weak-ass. On bad days: A creepy, weirdo weed dealer who is a part-time delusional stalker. Ladies BEWARE!!! I cannot stress this enough. They come armed and are generous with their goodies. The plethora of rainbow colored candies are extremely tempting but still, you must run away! Just get your dime bag,have a lil' chit-chat, and ever so slowly back out of the room.
Girl 1: "So, I'm met this guy. We hit it off. He seemed pretty cool...at first."

Girl 2: "Uh-oh."

Girl 1: "Well...three days in he's already blowing up my phone and telling me how much he loves me. After three frickin' days!! I could handle his awkwardness before because he was keeping me folded but...it's kinda starting to scare me. What should I do?"

Girl 2: "You need to stay the hell away from him! That's exactly what you need to do. He's got all the signs of being a Badgett. I hope your life insurance is up to date...shit, your chances of becoming missing just shot up 40%. GTFO"

The Badger 

Receiving a blow job and being raped at the same time.
Damn it The Badger last night was bittersweet.
The Badger by ouchthathurts1998 August 21, 2016

Honey Badger 

A chick that will go down on your dick and lick the balls
man that honey badger sucked my dick and licked my balls
Honey Badger by kongfong March 21, 2017
A very clingy, social, and unloyal man. Moves around quickly when it comes to girls and is very touchy with many girls at once. Makes friends easily and is very handsome but takes advantage of his lady skills and good looks.
He is so cute but unloyal. He is such a Badel!
badel by All Truths Here December 21, 2017
Man 1: Did you see Lenny's new g4?
Man 2: Yer, whadda Badger.
Badger by PALExWHALE May 25, 2010

uckers badders 

Really bad head(brain,blow job, uck)