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wordematician

One who is extremely adept at vocabulary, grammar, and the use of literary devices such as alliteration, onomatopoeia, and puns. They are ridiculously good at crossword puzzles and won't let their friends make grammatical mistakes without correcting them. Like mathematicians, but arguably dorkier. They are scientists of communication, researchers of discourse, and developers of wordology. Synonyms: Language Pimp, Grammasshole
Eddie's tongue speaks as golden sweet as honey from the comb; a wordematician if ever there was one.
by e-twizzle January 12, 2009
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Word Lamer

Someone who can't really type definitions that well in Urban Dictionary-or have no urban sense whatsoever, so instead, they make up random nouns that sound like crap when used in a sentence.

The definitions of the word lamer is usually pretty cheesy and stupid; they are almost always in association with structures like "is such a", "is totally a", or "acts like a".

These people probably spend their days at the malls and never even seen anyplace urban before, or are just uncreative.

Synonymous to n00b
Word Lamer Guy: Duuuuddee, Christie didn't give me any last night. Instead she was playing 6 hours of habbo hotel while gobbling up some cheetos. Ugh she is such a habgobble!

Bob: Uhm... wow. What in the world did you just say dude?

Word Lamer Guy: Shut up man! Gosh, Bob always acts like a Gremkledopey!

Bob: ...
by Gigafrost February 26, 2009
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Wordfucked

You cant seem to talk, or say a word straight. You cant have a conversation without fucking up a word.....or finding the correct word....sometimes being word fucked is when you say something but a different phrase gets mixed with whut you say, and therefore makes your sentence make no fucking sense.........
>_<: Shit......i went to look for food in the fucking upstairs refridgerator......wait, shit. ahahah, im a little WORDFUCKED

P_P: hey, dont problem.....shit, I GOT WORDFUCKED TOO!!!
by ,xnkacnvdvij December 10, 2009
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word-alliteration

Term that describes a situation where you unkowingly trap yourself in a sentence where your only option is to say the same word that you aready said earlier in the sentence, making you sound like a goddamn moron.
Grandparent: "So what do you study these days?"
Middle Eastern Studies Major: "Well, I study... Middle Eastern Studies"
Grandma: "Nice word-alliteration, jackass."
by pornomancer July 30, 2010
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Wodden Hills

Wodden hills is a midlands reference to stairs
"Come up the wodden hills"
by bigjohnsona2 January 2, 2012
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Word

A greeting of hipsters of the past. Currently it is a greeting by stuffy middle aged people to make themselves feel with the times.
As manager Bob walks by his new employee with sagging pants he deepens his voice and says Word. The two laugh. Bob thinks he has bonded with the new employee when in reality he has only proven that he is indeed a tool.
by Kimmermcd August 25, 2013
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Word Daggers

When someone leaves a permanent negative review about anything that may be publicly viewed by anyone.
333 Pacific is the first restaurant ever to rate word daggers on yelp.
by Word Daggers May 18, 2014
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