Whale Whore

noun; whale whore: term used to describe a 'vegan fag' who tries to act badass but in reality is just an attention whore.

The reality show Whale Wars has been renamed Whale Whores by the geniuses behind South Park. The captain is a perfect example of a hippy trying to act badass but doesn't actually do anything badass.

"Wow, that liberal protester is such a whale whore."

"That whale whore should just go away, nobody wants to listen to their whining and he isn't convincing anybody."

by guywithabrain November 3, 2009

Whaleologist

A person who has devoted their life to the study of fat, emo, females on the internet. A whaleologist is obsessed with stalking girls on websites such as Facebook or MyYearbook. Once the whaleologist has found its species of interest, he will go after the species with all of his might. He will send thousands of texts, walk across state lines, and take five trains just to study the amount of fat on said specimens stomach and the amount of cuts on her wrist.

-"Hey! I heared you were a whaleologist?"

-"Yeah, I'm one of the best"

-"What type of whale are you studying now?"

-"I don't know I have to log on to my computer and check my inbox after sexting 500 girls"

by The Obama Supporter February 4, 2010

whale net stockings

The larger version of fish net stockings, only worn by obese women.

Those whale net stockings really help to hide her stretch marks.

by Silver tongued liar September 29, 2013

whale

the love of your life. a person you have so much emotion for that it is bigger than a whale. a person you have an infinitely large amount of love for or towards. a person you love so much it makes the size of a whale insignificant. usually this type of person is very sexy and attractive, has gorgeous eyes, and are very funny, and should have alot in common with you.

i love my whale.
i love you as much as a whale.
my boyfriend is such a whale.

by meggieann April 11, 2009

shave the whales

My personal Goal. I can't tell you how many time's I've been swimming in the ocean when i got tangled up in a bunch of gross Whale Body hair. So I'm proposing a international Shave the Whales Foundation to Rid the ocean of unnecessary Whale Shedding

Stupid Hairy Whales If it wasn't bad enough that we had to put up with them drinking all our water eating all our sailors now there is whale hair everywhere. we should just shave the whales

by Colte the Pirate January 5, 2007

Whale

the whale is located in the middle of the blunt... it is the biggest part in the blunt that surprises the hell out of you when you take a pull.

Whale

by expert25 August 7, 2009

wholesale

The sale of items in large quantities. Typically, wholesale is for retailers who wish to purchase items at a lower price to sell them for a higher price. see profits

Upon arriving at the website, Ol' Johny realised that he could not purchase his desired item, as it would require the purchase of other items because the site only accepted "wholesale"

by z@k May 3, 2009