drunk uncle

a person, not necessarily a family member of any kind, who, when things around them are generally well will be ecstatic about any and everything, but similarly will turn dour/morose/angry/violent the moment things go slightly awry.

Dude1: Barry, is such a fucking drunk uncle. I can't stand it when he flips out like that over nothing.
Dude2: Uh... Barry isn't your uncle, and I'm pretty sure he hasn't been drunk the last two times we saw him.
Dude1: ...You're an idiot...

by T-Dubbs7488 November 29, 2007

uncle cracker

A old trailer park ridden white guy with a fuxxored up grill, that sings lame rock songs and makes love to kid rock.

Hey i got a diamond in my tooth =B -Uncle crackass

by T1mm0rz December 14, 2003

Uncle Jesse

a term that can refer to an adult kickball team that is known for horrible kickball ability, thinking they are great at flipcup (even though they really aren't), and having a generally obnoxious and egotistical attitude. Uncle Jesses believe they are great at flipcup because they lack careers or ambition in life and, therefore, can spend all night at the bar playing Survivor. During matches against any true competitors, they predictably sh*t the bed. Uncle Jesse men are approximately 30 years of age or older and still insist on reliving their college years, drinking every night and running to their former colleges for football games every chance they get. They also tend to cheat on their girlfriends and wives. Uncle Jesse women are vapid sorostitutes, except for the occassional unattractive fat girl.

-It's 1:30am and you have work tomorrow. Instead of being an Uncle Jesse, pay your tab and go home.

-You're almost 30 years old. Stop cheating on your girlfriend, get out of your failing cheesesteak business, and stop listening to everything your mommy tells you to do. You don't want to be an Uncle Jesse your entire life!

by NotJessesGirl February 5, 2010

Uncle Howards Kids

people that act brand new or funny style and act squirly like they are so much better than someone else.

my cousin bart thinks he is so much better than everyone else he must be one of uncle howards kids.

by coley the beast from the east April 6, 2007

Uncle Susan

A manly woman, with oddly large bodily proportions and a deep voice.

'Yo, I'm pretty sure Mrs. Young is a transexual'
'Nah bro, she's just an uncle susan.'

by mazmaz December 7, 2015

UNCLE

The guy that beats me with his pink rubbery sticks every night

oh fuck UNCLE stop its hurting now

by child hood obesity June 10, 2020

uncle jesse

A man blows a load into his own hand. He then proceeds to make out with his girlfriend/wife and runs his siemen-soaked fingers through her hair. Upon finishing his round of tonsil hockey and greasing his better half's hair with his seed, he proclaims, "HAVE MERCY!" This relates to the Uncle Jesse character portrayed by the acting genius, John Stamos, on Full House. Uncle Jesse sported a sick mullet, used tons of hair product, and proclaimed the phrase mentioned above after sucking face with the boner-inducing Lori Loughlin.

After months of sexual frustration, Ted pleasured himself and gave his wife an uncle jesse

by Masturbatrix July 16, 2011