turd burgler

The pitcher not the catcher, a blatent ass bandit

Nooo you idiot, I'm the pitcher, you're the catcher

by a lgx January 15, 2004

turd burglar

A person who reaches into another person's arse for fun or profit.

A corn-holing faggot.

Lionel is a perfect turd burglar.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

turdburglar

So, little Johnny.. you don't want to flush the toilet after you poo, do you? Well, if you're going to be naughty like that, then you can.. but you'd better be prepared for the Turdburglar to come to your house, then..

He slips quietly through the crack in your front door in the middle of the night and he craaawls right up to the toilet.. and SNATCHES the poo right from the bowl! Then he throws his prize into the Big Bag of Buttnuggets from Bad Children Past and skips off deftly to the Terrible Tower of Turdingston, wayyy up on the top of the hill, where your poo becomes transformed by a team of mad scientists into the next boogie man to hide in your room, waiting to get you!! So if you have a boogie man in your bed or your closet.. it's probably your fault. =^)

Conclusion: do not leave your mess floating about in the loo for everyone and their uncle to see, or you'll be clawed to death by a ferocious beast created from the fecal matter coming back to haunt you. Criminy!

Who's that scrawny sort slinking through the shadows with a sack of shite? Why.. that's a no-good, meddling TURDBURGLAR!!

by Cavia Porcellus March 13, 2010

Turd Pusher

Derogatory term used in Northern Ireland, referring to someone that 'pushes turds' or is not being sound to you

dirty joesays to johnty, 'you're a fuckin turd pusher you are boy!'

by scmick October 10, 2007

car turd

The sticky frozen sludge that grows six inches of snow, ice, dirt, road salt and debris behind the wheels of your rice burner during the winter months. If you're smart you kick these off in the parking lot before you get home. If you're evil you kick these off on a cold day when your friend is about to drive somewhere, instant speed bump. If you're an idiot you leave them on so they fall off on the highway and people have to dodge them.

After the snow storm there were massive car turds on my VW. I'm saving them for my next case of road rage.

by Phillip K. February 14, 2007

word turd

A word turd is a novel way of saying 'essay'

Use with 'squeezing out a' for maximum effect

Dude 1: 'Dude are you coming out for something to eat tonight?'

Dude 2: 'Nah sorry, I'm squeezing out a word turd for tomorrow...'

:(

by Fishaah November 19, 2010

Dick Turd

When someone fucking annoying that you want to get rid of them the same you would a turd i.e pushing that bitch out as hard as you can when you are constipated but as fast as you can ejaculate.

"you seen that bitch over there...her name Destiney?"
"Oh my god that thot is such a dick turd!"

by Socratic Sarcasshole March 2, 2015