Toolette

Also spelled "tewelette". Annoying female tending to overplan every day in life to the detriment of those involved. Spreadsheets, Prozac and the F-bomb are typical signs if your wife or coworker is becoming a Toolette.

"That dam Toolette just called me a Kabby!!!"

by Kelly Peterpipersmoker May 10, 2005

tool

Someone who's brown (such as Indian, Sri Lankan.. mostly Sri Lankan) who posts pictures on Facebook, taken only among white-guys. None of their albums contain any pictures taken with fellow country-men. Also, they go to their workplace during holidays, and works extra shifts for free. Engages in "fucking the dog" most of the time, and seen with an iPhone in hand.

Dilan: Hey, did you see my facebook?
Kumar: Hold on, lemme check.... Not again you tool, when are you gonna get over this white-guy obsession??

by non-facebook-tool August 10, 2009

cocksucking tool

Originally the poster on FC formerly known as DangNabbit.
Now used on anyone who is being a prick.

Dang, you are such a cocksucking tool!

by discordian December 19, 2003

tool

Originally meaning teacher's pet/suckup/brown-noser, this word has come to have a variety of other meanings now as well. The word tool in its latest and most common meaning originated from the USMA and USMA Prep School at West Point, New York (USMA=United States Military Academy)during the mid-late 1980s. One James Maynard Keenan attended West Point but dropped out eventually. He then created the popular band known as tool. An intersting factoid is that although keenan is now bald, in his school pictures from west point, he has what most call a "full head of hair." In some cases the word tool is used to mean dick.

Brian is a tool.

That band tool is good.

by Torn Heart September 12, 2008

tool

one who is utterly retarded, or just dumb
person who is dense

he is a tool

by Anonymous July 9, 2002

toolbox

n., 1. a table full of people who think they are cooler than they actually are. 2. a fraternity house

"Dude, come to our luau party this friday! There'll be tons of CHICKS there! PIKE 4 LYFE!!"

"I wouldn't be caught dead at your fucking toolbox party."

by Patient.Zero October 24, 2007

toolbox

a place highly populated by tools

Saddleback Lanes was a total toolbox last night!

by wizznwack March 11, 2009