by insertopinionhere[ ] May 16, 2016
Get the toilet rumor mug.Kinda like cockblocking but different: when you have a roommate who's always in the shower when you badly need to use the toilet.
When I got home from class yesterday I really needed to drop a deuce but as usual, my telepathic roomie was toilet blocking me so I had to poop in my trash can.
by skeptic_here May 16, 2016
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Getting practically raped over text message. Common forms of tolextation include one-way sexts and receiving nudes without warning.
Officer: And in what way did he sexually assault you?
Me: He sent me a dick pic. out of nowhere. He... He tolexted me. *starts crying hysterically*
Me: He sent me a dick pic. out of nowhere. He... He tolexted me. *starts crying hysterically*
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Get the Toilet Conquest mug.The marks one gets on one's butt after spending a long period of time on the toilet, usually scrolling through social media and/or looking at memes.
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