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suck weasel

A suck weasel is one who is generally terrible at any given event, whether it be video games, life, or even a sport like tennis.
Did you see Joel get shut out today, he is quite the suck weasel.
by BuffaloWingLover14 February 5, 2017
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Sucking zone

The point at which one vehicle "punches a hole" in the air for another vehicle behind it, thus lowering the air resistance for said vehicle and propelling it forward at a faster rate. This zone is informally known as the "Sucking zone."

In various racing sims, this zone is typically reached when a vehicle is at minimum 0.600 seconds behind the one in front.
"Dude, how are you going to fast?"
"I'm in the sucking zone!"
by nullifiedasx April 5, 2023
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Sucking Fupid

Not 'fucking stupid', but Sucking Dick.
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"Babe? Want to have a long sucking fupid time today?" Arin asks.
"Sure." replies Natalia.
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Suck a goat

Some people just act and smell like they suck goats. Not to name any names. Sometimes they need to be reminded.
You smell like you suck goats for minimum wage. Go suck a goat.
by drypants August 27, 2022
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Suck and stucked

A sexual act where when receiving head, the recipient covers their penis with superglue so that after they nut, the giver is stuck to them
Dude you won’t believe it, I suck and stucked my girlfriend last night and completely forgot where the solvent was, she was on my dick for like 2 hours bro
by SexGuru89 April 6, 2023
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Jamie sucks

Its when your sister Jamie believes everything on urban dictionary
man i canty believe Jamie sucks
by Timanator79 November 13, 2020
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Sucks at life

Can't do anything right. Spends time getting high on pills and drunk while trying to make funny jokes, which they fail at miserably. Also is a terrible fantasy football player. Tattoos are lame and uninspired.
Jim is such a fucking loser, he sucks at life so bad he only has 1 fantasy football win this year. He also has a faggy tramp stamp tattoo. What a fucking dipshit!
by 4xchamp November 17, 2019
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