Texas Mudslide

When one person takes a diarrhea dump in another person's mouth.

That ain't no cleavland steamer, its a fucking texas mudslide!

by Chiz Dick July 6, 2009

Texas Bubblegum

A person who puts bubblegum over his penis before he has sex.

Girl: Where is your condom?
Guy: I do not have one but I do have a lot of bubblegum.
Girl: What you waiting for put it on!!!
Guy: Alright, I am going to Texas Bubblegum you! Hope it does not break otherwise your in for some serious problems.

by MadMax Houston March 28, 2011

going to texas

getting high, smoking up, getting stoned, doing drugs, getting mesed up, smoking mary-jane,

let's smake this blunt and go to Texas.

by BaileyNicole August 3, 2005

Texas Window

A sexual procedure in which one partner lies down and stretches saran wrap across their face, whilst the other partner proceeds to poo on said saran wrap.

I just gave that bitch a texas window

by kegers July 21, 2004

Texas Blaze

A type of Marijuana found and grown usually in Texas.

Yo that texas blaze gets you really high.

by Adrian November 5, 2004

Spring, Texas

Boring, Lame town filled with impressionable youths, scene kids, paper "gangsters", pot heads, Tools, And pretty much anything else you could think of besides people with common sense, and minds of their own.

I'd rather have a root canal than live in Spring any longer.

by Kelvin Brown August 6, 2005

Texas Taterchip

The act of pleasuring a female via fingers, while riding shotgun, and proceeding to dry out the excess VAG juice by means of sticking your hand out the window and taking a hearty bite out that taterchip

that texas taterchip tasted like battery acid

by km BJ December 22, 2004