tony the tiger

a scary, mean tiger who rapes innocent kids who loves his cereal. Also known as the guy with the "ggggrrrreat" cereal.

Betty: My son got raped by a tiger!
Cop: Thats not just any tiger it's tony the tiger! He's G-R-R-Reat!

by Limpy Simpy January 17, 2008

offside tony

This describes all your friends who you play video game hockey with, who do not understand the 'offside' rule in hockey. Anyone who consistently ends up offside, is labeled as an "offside tony".

Your friend has just gone offside for the 3rd straight trip down the ice, "You idiot! Stop being such an offside tony!".

by mr. m0nyagi December 27, 2006

I can do that in Tony Hawk.

A phrase used when you want to look awesome, but somebody just beat you to it. Refers to the game series "Tony Hawk's Pro Skater," where would-be real life impressive feats can be performed with a few button presses.

Dude 1: Man, that guy just did a 900.
Dude 2: I can do that in Tony Hawk.

or

Dude 1: Man, that guy can do the robot like a madman!
Dude 2: I can do that in Tony Hawk.

or

Dude 1: Dude, I just killed someone. I'm really freaking out.
Dude 2: I can do that in Tony Hawk.

by bob mcboberson November 10, 2008

Tonsil Turd

Slang term for tonsilloliths, or tonsil stones. Tonsil turds are irregularly shaped, whitish/yellow, foul-smelling globs of mucous and bacteria that get caught in the back of the throat. They form in the tonsil crypts which are simply small pockets or divots that appear in everyones tonsils. The scientific name for these white globs is tonsilloliths.

Last week when I was sick, I hacked up huge shitty smelling tonsil turds.

by butlerj May 22, 2005

Phoebe Tonkin

To have something noticeably stuck in your teeth.

Hey mate you’ve got a bit of Phoebe Tonkin in your teeth.

by smashapieonthebus January 22, 2021

Tonights' numbers are mine

Said by a party goer to announce that they have everything they require to have a fantastic evening.

"Coming out?"
"Tonights' numbers are mine."

by Fuzzy May 23, 2003

tongue of hazard

performing the art of cunnilingus with a tongue that goes buck-wild. the "tongue of hazard" technique involves rapid tongue thrusting on various parts of vagina. it is known to satisfy any woman with the utmost level of gratification

John: Hello ... Atlantic Avenue Deli, may I help you?
Linda: You know who this was when you were performing the "tongue of hazard" on me last night"
John: I'll go get Joe

by Bouc of Hazard December 14, 2008