Swamp Thing

A girl who looks are so frightening it looks as if she has emerged from a swamp to prey sexually on innocent drunken males. Often found in clubs and bars with tits hanging out, smeared make up and multiple drinks in hand.

Did you see Lauren last night. God swamp thing is hideous

by Nick The Chode Lipari February 20, 2011

thinga

Same as thingamajig - some object that you're too lazy to describe.

See that thinga over there? Can you get it for me please?

by Adel7 January 4, 2008

thingers

Thingers are misshaped thumbs that resemble fingers. Potentially advantageous in thumb wrestling or video games. Notable celebrity with thingers, Megan Fox.

I heard Juan stink-thingered that new hostess from the brew pub last night with his freaky E.T. looking thingers!!

by jb3rocks33 November 3, 2009

wet thing

a very attractive female usually wearing sexy clothes that inspires an observing male to get wet

Male 1 - "did you see the new j-lo video? "
Male 2 - "yeah its cracking, she's such a fucking wet thing, i'd do her till christmas."

by Douggie November 9, 2008

Shiny thing

1) Any fascinating distraction. 2) Something valuable.

Oh look, a shiny thing!

by Glitterby July 19, 2010

Thick as a thick thing

Refering to someone who is extremely unintelligent.

Fuck me, he is as thick as a thick thing if not thicker

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

Thingamanigger

An object of niggerish color or discent

holy shit man your a thingamanigger
fucken thingamanigger

by Chubbsquatch October 18, 2008