Kevin sucks

People named Kevin sucks in general, they also fancy dicks in all shapes and sizes

My homie Kevin sucks so bad

by MrGigz February 4, 2022

Bone Sucking

When it ain’t just fingering licking good.

“Damn, those wings are so good I need some bone sucking sauce.”

by DERPBOT27 July 28, 2018

suck-dick

Someone that constantly sucks up to other people, to the point that they might as well be sucking their dick.

Similar to suck up and brown-noser.

I can't stand James, he's such a suck-dick.

by ESPstop October 5, 2023

A Balanced Suck

A term used to describe when a situation really sucks, however it sucks for more than just that one person or individual, for example two armies fighting in a flooded city is a sucky situation for both therefore, balanced. Hence "A Balanced Suck."

"I hate that new feature"
"Yeah man same, it makes it harder for both teams."
"I guess its a balanced suck then..."
"Not so bad then I suppose."

by rayuk October 25, 2022

suck a bagel

A predominantly Southern Minnesotan term, used around the twin cities suburban area. Meaning the same as "Suck my dick" or other similar phrases.

Andy: I definitely cheated off of your test answers man
Noah: Go suck a bagel, Andy

by klausjoneshasappeared April 27, 2019

Suck Ninja

Something (person, unfortunate event) that comes out of nowhere and sucks the fun out of what you are doing.

Dude, the cover for the show is $7, I only have $5. Suck ninja!

by ibehim1 March 28, 2012

Suck and sniff

When she wants to give you a blowjob and sniff your ass at the same time.

Hey babe you ready for some suck and sniff?

by Dirty Dick April 16, 2020